Song for Tom Bishop

I didn't read you poem rocket,
but thanks for bringing it up...

I've won many awards in texas against a loser
named Texas Mix King, but humility prevents me...

In addition, I posted a total piece of shit on
Poetry.Com, and they loved it... :-)

Most notably, here on Usenet poetry:

I have the Dennis M. Hammes "crackerjack job, dude"
seal of approval,

AND

I have collaborated on a poem with Dale Houstman
that he did not disfavorably review. (best you get with Dale,
or at least I was happy enough.)

In Usenet poetry, /that/ is 2 gems of the symbolic "Triple Crown".
..of which Usenet poetry only has 2, if that.

(of course dickery doc, pandora/texmex etc.. might think they
are another crown, but nah...)

In addition, a lesser player, "rocket J. Ross" gave me
very reasonable grades on a poetry assignment. (the one
assignment of a multi-part course that he promised,
and then wimped out on. Google tells.)

I've done poem tag with Angel, who has uttered "Wow"
on more than one occassion. (not that she is a critic,
but you seem impressed by "time served", and it seems
Angel has been on RAP for a while.)

Nora on aapc, whom rocket says is a good poet and critic,
is googleable as having said I am "one of the best on usenet"

In otherwords, I am Usenet-poet-of-the-year.

There may be others that have written better poetry, but
over a gamut, I, at only a year and some, am as prolific in
poetry as I am in programming.

Peter J Ross

2003-08-12 22:41:35 UTC

On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 21:09:51 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.fan.pjr

Post by Tuesday Tom, at 2:11PM
I didn't read you poem rocket,
but thanks for bringing it up...
I've won many awards in texas against a loser
named Texas Mix King, but humility prevents me...
In addition, I posted a total piece of shit on
Poetry.Com, and they loved it... :-)
I have the Dennis M. Hammes "crackerjack job, dude"
seal of approval,
AND
I have collaborated on a poem with Dale Houstman
that he did not disfavorably review. (best you get with Dale,
or at least I was happy enough.)
In Usenet poetry, /that/ is 2 gems of the symbolic "Triple Crown".
..of which Usenet poetry only has 2, if that.
(of course dickery doc, pandora/texmex etc.. might think they
are another crown, but nah...)
In addition, a lesser player, "rocket J. Ross" gave me
very reasonable grades on a poetry assignment. (the one
assignment of a multi-part course that he promised,
and then wimped out on. Google tells.)
I've done poem tag with Angel, who has uttered "Wow"
on more than one occassion. (not that she is a critic,
but you seem impressed by "time served", and it seems
Angel has been on RAP for a while.)
Nora on aapc, whom rocket says is a good poet and critic,
is googleable as having said I am "one of the best on usenet"
In otherwords, I am Usenet-poet-of-the-year.
There may be others that have written better poetry, but
over a gamut, I, at only a year and some, am as prolific in
poetry as I am in programming.

This is Tommy's brilliantly boastful reply to my little satire.

Fear Tommy, alt.flame people, for he is truly élite!

P.S. You have six and a half days in which to write a song-flame,
Tommy. Otherwise you're spanked.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
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Tuesday Tom, at 4:27PM

2003-08-12 23:25:41 UTC

Thank you Tommy for the brilliant reply.

No problem.

Did your brain tumor turn out to be operable?

--
Tom Bishop http://poetry.here.nu

Ironywaves

2003-08-12 23:55:21 UTC

Post by Tuesday Tom, at 4:27PM

Thank you Tommy for the brilliant reply.

No problem.
Did your brain tumor turn out to be operable?
--
Tom Bishop http://poetry.here.nu

Was that what the "Peter J. Ross" is dead thread was about a few weeks ago?
Will

http://www.angelfire.com/al2/dockery

Tuesday Tom, at 4:49PM

2003-08-12 23:48:04 UTC

let me finish the Alzheimers for you...

You sound sick.

Are you drinking?

--
Tom Bishop http://poetry.here.nu

Texas Max King

2003-08-13 00:35:13 UTC

hey tommie . . .
keep feeding your poodle your noodle.
tommie can you hear me?
tommie can you see me?

Yes.. everyone can.
You are a humping texan.

yeah baby, yeah baby, wow!

now you're rockin' tommie . . .
hey dude . . . write us all a little poem
show us what you can 'really' do . . .

please start small though . . .
one step at a time . . .
say 4-6 lines.
Yeah . . . show us what you can do in 4-6 lines . . .
it doesn't have to rhyme . . .
look out the window for a little while
and let your creative juices flow . . .
ready, set . . . GO!

Texas Max King

2003-08-13 01:18:17 UTC

tommie no tunes

Post by Texas Max King
show us what you can 'really' do . . .

Icons like myself don't just write poems for

. . . nothing. Matter of fact . . .
cons like you don't write poems at all.

I rest my case, kids.
Tom does not write poems.

-Max

Tuesday Tom, at 6:45PM

2003-08-13 01:43:49 UTC

Post by Texas Max King
I rest my case, kids.
Tom takes all prizes.
Pay the man.
-Max

Wow thanks.

You don't know how much this means to me.

--
Tom Bishop http://poetry.here.nu

Ironywaves

2003-08-14 05:03:24 UTC

If you want to spend several thousand dollars to sue me
for $1475 go ahead. (which is bogus anyway... I never signed
up for any such charges)

It would cost me nothing. My ISP would charge YOUR ISP and they in turn
would charge you. That's how it works, dufus.

Christ, you're dumber that I thought.

You would have to sue me in a jury trial, and win.

Not.

Yes. He would have the choice of a jury trial, or just have the judge
hear the case. But, this will never go to court. Tommy has fucked with
your head, Pandora, and you're twisting on the end of his rope.

Sorry, Chuck, even though Pandora hates me, Tom Bishop hasn't done anything
but show the world he's a lunatic, and a lousy poet, as well. This garbage
he posts has NO merit whatsoever, and the only thing he's "fucked with" is
the newsreaders of Usenet users. It's shallow hackwork, at best, and
dangerously insane at worst.

Then you would have to execute judgement,
which at this point isn't even a remote possibility.
(but of course it will cost thousands of lawyers time
to explain all this to you.. and they cost at least
hundreds an hour.. Not as expensive as IP, but pricey,

My DIL is a lawyer and would take the case for nothing.

You're daughter-in-law was arrested for prostitution, and you're son
is in prison for molesting children. Why do you lie?

Okay, now is this true, or a lie..? We from "alt.pagan" take great exception
to lies and slander. If it's true, it's true. if it's a Lie, then drop it...
thus, the crosspost to "alt.pagan" where this is a very serious issue.

My ISP is my former

employer and a good friend of mine.

Thanks for that information. Forged posts with your name, and IP
address are on the way to them.

and no lawyer would take your case on a contingency
once they looked at me for 2 seconds. Lawyers are not
as stoopid as poets.)

I beg to differ.

It would be a very long trial, since all the postings,
and the psychologies, and the bad poetry would have
to be read. (..the image is to hilarious to comprehend)

Not as hilarious as you would like to think.

If a lawyer thinks they can *win* then they'll damn sure take the time, or
have some lady wade through it. Libel, slander and lies should be attended
to, posthaste.

Sure it is. I'd love for you assholes to try to sue me.

Really..? You ARE insane.

Expert witnesses would testify to everyone's sanity.

Not necessary. Only the intent of the perp, you, is of any importance.

Wrong again.

Let's see.

I am the defendent, and would probably defend myself.
Of course you will sue me here in Mendocino.
The sub-poena will cost you hundreds alone.

I am independently wealthy.

She's also a beautiful redheaded witch. Belive me, I know at least ONE
lawyer that would pore ALL over this case... his name is Vincent Roses, a
lawyer, poet AND Shaman. True.

And you drive a Mazda Miata? LOL!!!!!!!

And... your point?

My postings are parody that others in this group enjoy,

WHo? Please name names. Thank you.

Oh yeah. Names, *please* good parody: Harvey Kurtzman's early Mad, certain
eras of SNL, SCTV... Bishop's crap is less than worthless. One thing, it
ain't funny.

I enjoy them. I enjoy knowing that you, and the rest of the several
assholes that are rude to people are going nuts.

and I say lawyers and judges would laugh at you.

Not as much as they would laugh at you and then quietly put you away.

On what charge? He has not broken any laws, you stupid bitch.

But you are just being moronic as usual.
Are you sure you are one of the intelligent ones, rocket?

He's certainly campaigning with enthusiasm so far.

Rocket, I could hit with 1000 postings
with the press of one button.

Yes, you could and that would accomplish what? More kudoes from your

peanut

gallery?

And what about your peanut gallery?

No.. I am quite casual and relaxed.
Very controlled.

You are insane and very much out of control. Deal with it.

Yes, even *I* can see that.

You're losing it, pandora.

You lost before you began, Tom Bishop.

I didn't post any impersonations yesterday
just to make you think you had shut me up,
so I could laugh at your asses when you turned out
to be full of pjie.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure this has given you great satisfaction. I hope you sleep well.

won't be with a clear conscience however. I hope your dreams are
nightmares.

Ooooooo, you're so scary.

pandora

--
Tom Bishop http://poetry.hear.nu

T~~~.O.~~~M

2003-08-14 05:24:07 UTC

If you want to spend several thousand dollars to sue me
for $1475 go ahead. (which is bogus anyway... I never signed
up for any such charges)

It would cost me nothing. My ISP would charge YOUR ISP and they in turn
would charge you. That's how it works, dufus.

Christ, you're dumber that I thought.

You would have to sue me in a jury trial, and win.

Not.

Sorry, Chuck, even though Pandora hates me, Tom Bishop hasn't done anything
but show the world he's a lunatic, and a lousy poet, as well.

Look drivel drawers. Don't give me this pissing match shit.
I tried to make a truce with you, did you intentionally ignore it?

Post by Ironywaves
This garbage
he posts has NO merit whatsoever,

Different from everything you write in what way?

Post by Ironywaves
and the only thing he's "fucked with" is
the newsreaders of Usenet users.

Peter says Boo Hoo for that type of thing.
See Peter.

Post by Ironywaves
It's shallow hackwork, at best, and
dangerously insane at worst.

I think a complete reader/poster is more than
shallow. Insane? ...even if you were a licensed
professional... you don't know me well enough for
that diagnosis.

My DIL is a lawyer and would take the case for nothing.

You're daughter-in-law was arrested for prostitution, and you're son
is in prison for molesting children. Why do you lie?

My ISP is my former

employer and a good friend of mine.

Thanks for that information. Forged posts with your name, and IP
address are on the way to them.

and no lawyer would take your case on a contingency
once they looked at me for 2 seconds. Lawyers are not
as stoopid as poets.)

I beg to differ.

What part?

It would be a very long trial, since all the postings,
and the psychologies, and the bad poetry would have
to be read. (..the image is to hilarious to comprehend)

Not as hilarious as you would like to think.

If a lawyer thinks they can *win* then they'll damn sure take the time, or
have some lady wade through it. Libel, slander and lies should be attended
to, posthaste.

Sure it is. I'd love for you assholes to try to sue me.

Really..? You ARE insane.

Not at all. It would teach you how moronic you are.
Go ahead.

Expert witnesses would testify to everyone's sanity.

Not necessary. Only the intent of the perp, you, is of any importance.

Wrong again.

Let's see.

Yes, let's.

I am the defendent, and would probably defend myself.
Of course you will sue me here in Mendocino.
The sub-poena will cost you hundreds alone.

I am independently wealthy.

She's also a beautiful redheaded witch. Belive me, I know at least ONE
lawyer that would pore ALL over this case... his name is Vincent Roses, a
lawyer, poet AND Shaman. True.

So what?

My postings are parody that others in this group enjoy,

WHo? Please name names. Thank you.

Oh yeah. Names, *please* good parody: Harvey Kurtzman's early Mad, certain
eras of SNL, SCTV... Bishop's crap is less than worthless. One thing, it
ain't funny.

Is to me. Is to Chuck. That's enough.

There aren't many here.

Almost everyone feels exactly the same
about your loud-mouth.

Even your "regular crew".

--
T-o-m -- Visit my website: http:// you know....
$100,000 poetry contest in the works...
(Keep checking back)

Ironywaves

2003-08-14 05:45:32 UTC

If you want to spend several thousand dollars to sue me
for $1475 go ahead. (which is bogus anyway... I never signed
up for any such charges)

It would cost me nothing. My ISP would charge YOUR ISP and they in turn
would charge you. That's how it works, dufus.

Christ, you're dumber that I thought.

You would have to sue me in a jury trial, and win.

Not.

Sorry, Chuck, even though Pandora hates me, Tom Bishop hasn't done anything
but show the world he's a lunatic, and a lousy poet, as well.

Look drivel drawers. Don't give me this pissing match shit.
I tried to make a truce with you, did you intentionally ignore it?

If it is an honest and meaningful truce, sure. But I did *not* give up, and
continue my own path. I wish you well with yours, but i just happened to
agree with, oddly, pandora. i really think you're going too far with this
current stance of yours. It really cannot succeed, Tom. Go back to the
poetry... you're *really* not cut out to be a flaming Troll. I'm being
sincere and honest here, this is the truth.

Post by Ironywaves
This garbage
he posts has NO merit whatsoever,

Different from everything you write in what way?

Well, my stuff is good poetry, for a start.

Post by Ironywaves
and the only thing he's "fucked with" is
the newsreaders of Usenet users.

Peter says Boo Hoo for that type of thing.
See Peter.

I have no great love for Peter.

Post by Ironywaves
It's shallow hackwork, at best, and
dangerously insane at worst.

I think a complete reader/poster is more than
shallow. Insane? ...even if you were a licensed
professional... you don't know me well enough for
that diagnosis.

True, but I'm currently fucking a PHD psychologist... want me to check with
Fawn on this? I know already what she'd say, though... she and i have dealt
with others very similar to you, on a local level.

My DIL is a lawyer and would take the case for nothing.

You're daughter-in-law was arrested for prostitution, and you're son
is in prison for molesting children. Why do you lie?

My ISP is my former

employer and a good friend of mine.

Well, then, you're In Like Flint! post away, bubbah. *grin*

Thanks for that information. Forged posts with your name, and IP
address are on the way to them.

and no lawyer would take your case on a contingency
once they looked at me for 2 seconds. Lawyers are not
as stoopid as poets.)

I beg to differ.

What part?

Several parts.

It would be a very long trial, since all the postings,
and the psychologies, and the bad poetry would have
to be read. (..the image is to hilarious to comprehend)

Not as hilarious as you would like to think.

If a lawyer thinks they can *win* then they'll damn sure take the time, or
have some lady wade through it. Libel, slander and lies should be attended
to, posthaste.

Sure it is. I'd love for you assholes to try to sue me.

Really..? You ARE insane.

Not at all. It would teach you how moronic you are.
Go ahead.

Expert witnesses would testify to everyone's sanity.

Not necessary. Only the intent of the perp, you, is of any importance.

Wrong again.

Let's see.

Yes, let's.

I am the defendent, and would probably defend myself.
Of course you will sue me here in Mendocino.
The sub-poena will cost you hundreds alone.

I am independently wealthy.

She's also a beautiful redheaded witch. Belive me, I know at least ONE
lawyer that would pore ALL over this case... his name is Vincent Roses, a
lawyer, poet AND Shaman. True.

So what?

Whatever you want it to be.

My postings are parody that others in this group enjoy,

WHo? Please name names. Thank you.

Oh yeah. Names, *please* good parody: Harvey Kurtzman's early Mad, certain
eras of SNL, SCTV... Bishop's crap is less than worthless. One thing, it
ain't funny.

Is to me. Is to Chuck. That's enough.

I like Chuck, and hope to meet him in a few weeks, on my Florida tour, and
you seem to be a decent fellow, relatively... but I see this current phase
of yours as a major mistake.

Post by T~~~.O.~~~M
There aren't many here.
Almost everyone feels exactly the same
about your loud-mouth.
Even your "regular crew".
--
T-o-m -- Visit my website: http:// you know....
$100,000 poetry contest in the works...
(Keep checking back)

David Rutkowski

2003-08-15 02:18:39 UTC

Just hangin' here in Taiwan with my good friend Dave, getting ready for
my Japan tour. I'll be debuting a new flow of semiconsciousness bit:
Tokyo Oreo, about this black lass who went to Tokyo to make her fortune,
but ended up getting passed like a cookie plate to anybody who looked
like me at various ages. Quite a mover, that is.

Anyway Pete, good parody!

Bob Dylan

Post by Peter J Ross
It Ain't You, Tom
-----------------
Go 'way from our newsgroup,
Leave at your own chosen pace.
You're not the one we want, Tom,
You're just a waste of space.
You say you're writin' poetry
Never weak but always good,
To be published and remembered
In the worldwide neighborhood,
You're a poet, a philosopher an' more,
But that ain't you, Tom,
No, no, no, it ain't you, Tom,
It ain't you we're lookin' for, Tom.
Go lightly from this newsgroup,
Go lightly off the 'Net.
You're not the one we want, Tom,
An' we think you're dumb and wet.
You say you're lookin' for a group
Where you'll post and be admired,
A group that won't reject you,
A group that won't get tired,
A group that will worship you an' more,
But it ain't us, Tom,
No, no, no, it ain't us, Tom,
It ain't us you're lookin' for, Tom.
Go ooze back into your shell, Tom,
Usenet as a whole thinks you're a prat.
There's no brain in your head, Tom,
An' no way can you change that.
You think you're gonna be Someone
By using broken spamware tools,
To flood the poem newsgroups
(Just like all the other fools),
You think you'll be a troll and so much more,
But that ain't you, Tom,
No, no, no, it ain't you, Tom,
It ain't you we're lookin' for, Tom.
[apologies to Bob Dylan]
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
(also in google groups)
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
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t( )m

2003-08-15 02:38:05 UTC

Anyway Tom, good parody! (petey is a fool)

Yeah I know.

He is just a talentless faggot that can't find a date
because of the constant herpetic outbreak.

--
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Visit my fibsite: http:// ....
(Keep shagin me back)

Will-Dockery

2024-07-30 14:50:40 UTC