I see a thread that could use my fire brand tag. Nothing personal, just business as usual you know-- for that desired signal to noise ratio.
"I'll let you be the judge of that one, my deal Rachel...! "
~~General Zod
Oops! Ha Ha! Hew Haw, Y'all Columbus real shit kickin' poets got yawselves a real home cooked comix education with a minor in grits 'n bullshit gravy!!
Here's spam that sWilly will approve of-- silly rhyme!
This "real" poetry show of yours,
reeks of rancid puss flow from sores
of a putrid "poet's" corpse abandoned,
septic overflowing with desperate canon-
spam spewage drowning any other content
in a cesspit of "not being a popularity contest"
And no plumber can fix this fiasco, by Gawd
this gaud of a bawdy poet's show so guffawed
Dockery, you promised me poetry,
not your imaginary victories
Nor your spam that stinks of soiled hosiery
Or your inane one-liner troll liturgies
I care not how much of a someone you are
because of the coattails you're a squatter of
Columbus means nothing when spoke of
by one of its ignoble sons
Your deeds reek of iniquities
when you promised me poetry
And so it goes, the Donkey shit plowing-
slinging it, trolling it the only way he knows
Mistaking people's upper lips for Zod's
the one he feels regularly as it prods
his ass opinions of his song and comix poet show
So obviously, onward the troll show must go!