15th Annual Doo-Nanny

15th Annual Doo-Nanny
Friday, March 25 at 5:00pm - March 27 at 5:00pm
Location The Museum of Wonder
41 Poorhouse Road
Seale, Alabama

It's a bit of a stretch, but I'll make a stronger effort to get there
this year than I did last. I know Shaun said he'd wanted to get
together with you too before he headed out West for work, so I'll try
to get there for the both of us this year. I can't promise to bring
my wife though. Somebody's got to stay home, tend to business, and
keep an eye on the dogs.

I finally saw that episode of Pickers on the History Channel with The
Museum of Wonder in it. That place looks like a real hoot, and I
remember you saying what a great time you all had last year. Let's
make a plan for it.

c&c

2011-01-04 00:45:46 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny
Friday, March 25 at 5:00pm - March 27 at 5:00pm
Location The Museum of Wonder
41 Poorhouse Road
Seale, Alabama
It's a bit of a stretch, but I'll make a stronger effort to get there
this year than I did last. I know Shaun said he'd wanted to get
together with you too before he headed out West for work, so I'll try
to get there for the both of us this year. I can't promise to bring
my wife though. Somebody's got to stay home, tend to business, and
keep an eye on the dogs.
I finally saw that episode of Pickers on the History Channel with The
Museum of Wonder in it. That place looks like a real hoot, and I
remember you saying what a great time you all had last year. Let's
make a plan for it.

I checked my calendar, and we're clear so far. My HAT Run (see link)
is the week before your Doo-Nanny, and I don't have any other
conflicts that I can see as of yet, but of course we're still three
months out and you know what they say about best laid plans. We do
what we can do, and then we hope for the best.

http://www.hatrun.com/

Will Dockery

2011-01-05 00:08:56 UTC

No doubt if you wanted to you could easily get the "job" of reciting poetry
onstage between performers, as they break down and set up gear... a thought,
anyhow.

Post by Will Dockery
I can't promise to bring
my wife though. Somebody's got to stay home, tend to business, and
keep an eye on the dogs.

I recall that she (am I mistaken or is her name Honey?) isn't into the
camping/rustic type thing, either?

Post by Will Dockery
I finally saw that episode of Pickers on the History Channel with The
Museum of Wonder in it.

Since I no longer watch television, I haven't managed to catch that show
yet. I'm sure Butch Anthony comes across brilliantly on the small screen,
though, I wonder if they gave Julie Pooley any camera time...

Post by Will Dockery
That place looks like a real hoot, and I
remember you saying what a great time you all had last year. Let's
make a plan for it.

Corey, there's room on the grounds for pretty much anyone who wants to come,
bring tent & provisions, and possibly a boat & fishing gear (as I know you
dig fishing, and there's a good sized lake at the Woods of Wonder.

Ami (of Mad Tea Party) just posted the tentative music schedule for the
weekend, which has my entourage closing out the weekend, Sunday evening:

2011 Doo-Nanny Music Line-up:
http://ukulelerockstar.wordpress.com/2011/01/03/2011-doo-nanny-music-line-up/

Friday:
Screamingjs at the Possum Trot Auction

Saturday:
Mad Tea Party, Jar-e, Casa de Chihuahua, Doc Dailey & Magnolia Devil, Jake
Fussell, Resistance Ensemble, Storm Shelter, Red Hot Sugar Babies, J Glenn,
Bibb City Ramblers

Sunday:
Jenny Greer, Allison King, Shady Branches, Shadowville All-Stars

We'll also have Butter Holler on the Pickin' Porch ALL weekend!

Stay tuned for more info as we get closer to the event..."

--
Will Dockery & Friends live performance:

70*7

2011-01-05 00:17:57 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
No doubt if you wanted to you could easily get the "job" of reciting poetry
onstage between performers, as they break down and set up gear... a thought,
anyhow.

That's not me. I just watch, and make notes.

Post by Will Dockery
I recall that she (am I mistaken or is her name Honey?) isn't into the
camping/rustic type thing, either?

Her name is Angel, and don't you ever forget it again or we'll have
words.

Post by Will Dockery
Corey, there's room on the grounds for pretty much anyone who wants to come,
bring tent & provisions, and possibly a boat & fishing gear (as I know you
dig fishing, and there's a good sized lake at the Woods of Wonder.

No, I'm not really big into fishing. You're just remembering my poem
about fishing I think. I'm more of a fitness buff. I do fitness
exercises in the buff, that's my thing.

Will Dockery

2011-01-05 00:40:39 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
No doubt if you wanted to you could easily get the "job" of reciting poetry
onstage between performers, as they break down and set up gear... a thought,
anyhow.

That's not me. I just watch, and make notes.

A lot to see in the Woods of Wonder.

Post by Will Dockery
I recall that she (am I mistaken or is her name Honey?) isn't into the
camping/rustic type thing, either?

Her name is Angel

Sorry, I should have just looked that up or waited until I looked it
up.

--
Will Dockery & Friends live performance:
http://youtu.be/EBpnUOepRZg

70*7

2011-01-05 13:54:59 UTC

Post by 70*7
Her name is Angel

Sorry, I should have just looked that up or waited until I looked it
up.

No worries. You took a shot, which is to say you made an honest
effort; you made a simple mistake anyone could have made with respect
to her name; and you remembered correctly that she isn't into the
camping/rustic type thing. So long as you don't compound your mistake
be thinking that just because she's not into the camping/rustic type
thing as you mean it, that she isn't into the great outdoors, which
she definitely is when she gets out of the house, which is frequently,
like now, because we're going out for a while.

So somebody else better write something by the time I get back or I'm
going to be really pissed off; and if I get really pissed off, I'll
tell Angel on you. And believe you me, Angel knows all about you, and
if I tell her that you pissed me off, there'll be Hell to pay. You
may or may not be able to handle me by yourself, but I promise you,
you do not want Angel pissed off at you too because although I may be
known as a pretty tough character in certain circles, I'm certainly no
match for her except in every other imaginable way, of course.

Will Dockery

2011-01-05 14:46:42 UTC

Post by 70*7
Her name is Angel

Sorry, I should have just looked that up or waited until I looked it up.

No worries. You took a shot, which is to say you made an honest
effort; you made a simple mistake anyone could have made with respect
to her name; and you remembered correctly that she isn't into the
camping/rustic type thing. So long as you don't compound your mistake
be thinking that just because she's not into the camping/rustic type
thing as you mean it, that she isn't into the great outdoors, which
she definitely is when she gets out of the house, which is frequently,
like now, because we're going out for a while.
So somebody else better write something by the time I get back or I'm
going to be really pissed off; and if I get really pissed off, I'll
tell Angel on you. And believe you me, Angel knows all about you, and
if I tell her that you pissed me off, there'll be Hell to pay. You
may or may not be able to handle me by yourself, but I promise you,
you do not want Angel pissed off at you too because although I may be
known as a pretty tough character in certain circles, I'm certainly no
match for her except in every other imaginable way, of course.

I dont know how I did it, but I somehow seem to have switched Angel
with Lenny Bruce's wife, Honey, maybe via Stuart's Nipsey Russell
follies, maybe not. Not really that true a story but the only other
person named "Honey" I can think of right now... again, apologies to
you & especially Angel.

http://www.strip-magazine.com/mmagazine/new_welcome.php?subaction=showfull&id=1128038840&ucat=11

Looks like a good spot to repeat driving directions to the Woods of
Wonder here on this bigger thread:

http://tinyurl.com/Doo-Nanny-Directions

Once you get to Poorhouse Road, look for big hand-painted "Doo-Nanny"
signs:

http://www.doo-nanny.com/

"...Begun as a roadside folk art show in 1996, the Doo-Nanny is now
located on a beautiful 80 acre farm in Seale, AL, near Columbus, Ga,
and includes a wacky "lo-fi" film festival, fun food, and an eclectic
assortment of music and activities. Camping is limited and we suggest
planning ahead [...] Come all ye inventors, movie makers, ballerinas,
bikers, morticians, bakers, artists, conspiracy theorists, scientists,
foodies, eco-whatevers, moonshiners, comedians, fire-spinners,
yodelers, he-shes, animal-trainers, pickle-makers, party girls, sock
monkeys, stackers, jugglers, musicians, whittlers, spankers,
fisherpersons, beggers, wanderers, and map-makers..."

70*7

2011-01-05 14:52:14 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I dont know how I did it, but I somehow seem to have switched Angel
with Lenny Bruce's wife, Honey

Don't blame Stuart for your mistake, and fuck Lenny Bruce's wife, the
Ho. I'm sure he did.

Will Dockery

2011-01-05 15:56:14 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I dont know how I did it, but I somehow seem to have switched Angel
with Lenny Bruce's wife, Honey

Don't blame Stuart for your mistake,

No blame, just thinking aloud, I think they call it.

Post by 70*7
and fuck Lenny Bruce's wife

Probably the film version, which, like Tony Curtis as Houdidni, is the
one that tends to stick, which would make Honey as played by Valerie
Perrine who or what I really had somewhere in my mind, or maybe not:

"...Valerie Perrine is one of those underappreciated talents who are
mainly stuck in B fares. She shines in Agency (1980), dir. George
Kaczender..."

Anyway, all that's cleared up and I'll never forget Angel's name
again, I promise.

--
A look & listen to one of the Shadowville All-Stars moments at Doo-
Nanny 2010:

70*7

2011-01-05 17:28:13 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I dont know how I did it, but I somehow seem to have switched Angel
with Lenny Bruce's wife, Honey

Don't blame Stuart for your mistake,

No blame, just thinking aloud, I think they call it.

Post by 70*7
and fuck Lenny Bruce's wife

Probably the film version, which, like Tony Curtis as Houdidni, is the
one that tends to stick, which would make Honey as played by Valerie
http://youtu.be/oHY9gJ_5TiY
"...Valerie Perrine is one of those underappreciated talents who are
mainly stuck in B fares. She shines in Agency (1980), dir. George
Kaczender..."
Anyway, all that's cleared up and I'll never forget Angel's name
again, I promise.
--
A look & listen to one of the Shadowville All-Stars moments at Doo-

Phone's fixed. YEah

=z=

2011-01-05 18:37:23 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I dont know how I did it, but I somehow seem to have switched Angel
with Lenny Bruce's wife, Honey

Don't blame Stuart for your mistake,

No blame, just thinking aloud, I think they call it.

Post by 70*7
and fuck Lenny Bruce's wife

Phone's fixed. YEah- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

"angel came down from heaven yesterday
she staid just long enough
to comfort me"...

..."bellbottom blues
you make me cry
i don't want to loose this feeling"...

..."do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you
to you want to see me to beg you to take me back"...

..."i'd gladly do it
'cause
i don't want to fade away"...

"oh honey pie
you are making me crazy
i'm in love but i'm lazy
so wont you please come home"...

70*7

2011-01-05 19:09:05 UTC

Post by =z=
"angel came down from heaven yesterday
she staid just long enough
to comfort me"...
..."bellbottom blues
you make me cry
i don't want to loose this feeling"...
..."do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you
to you want to see me to beg you to take me back"...
..."i'd gladly do it
'cause
i don't want to fade away"...
"oh honey pie
you are making me crazy
i'm in love but i'm lazy
so wont you please come home"...

Then open your door tonight, if the shoe fits. They say it's not over
until the fat lady sings, Shaun.

Will Dockery

2011-01-05 21:43:01 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I dont know how I did it, but I somehow seem to have switched Angel
with Lenny Bruce's wife, Honey

Don't blame Stuart for your mistake,

No blame, just thinking aloud, I think they call it.

Post by 70*7
and fuck Lenny Bruce's wife

Phone's fixed. YEah

I had keyboard troubles myself last week, as another one died right
here on Usenet in the middle of the night, with pretty much every
place to get a new one closed for New Years... actually, even the Wal
Mart was closed.

--
Autograph Of Zorro by Will Dockery, Henry Conley & M.H. Benders. Video
recorded at SoHo 2005 for the Shadowville-Netherlands cross cultural
exchange project:

70*7

2011-01-05 22:18:15 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I had keyboard troubles myself last week, as another one died right
here on Usenet in the middle of the night, with pretty much every
place to get a new one closed for New Years... actually, even the Wal
Mart was closed.

If I can't write, I don't write, and don't worry about it. I'll find
something else to do, like talk or watch something. I prefer to
write, but I don't mind talking at all. If prefer to write
because ... You know how a sightless person's other senses are
supposed to be heightened? That's kind of how I feel when I write,
all touch, smell, taste, sound, and the like. That's probably why
some people say they can't find any imagery in my poems. I probably
write like a blind man. I try to write like a blind man, because I am
a blind man. Not only am I literally losing my sight with age, I
literally can't see you from however many miles we are apart, so I am
essentially blind to you. I have to trust my other senses to inform
me what to think of you, and I do. Trust you and my senses, I mean.

Will Dockery

2011-01-05 23:29:41 UTC

Somewhat similar situation here, in some ways. As you possibly know, a
lot of my writing is done verbally, in a stand-up spontaeneous way, to
melodies and in melody. Then later transcribed, in some ways /
translated/ from the "field recordings".

--
"Shadowville Speedway" CD on Artemis Records:
http://www.artemisrecords.net/dockeryconley.html

70*7

2011-01-05 23:43:58 UTC

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm looking for, somebody to do some field
recordings. Pick anything you like, but I have to admit that I did
kind of rewrite The Villanelle with you in mind, so if you were to do
as suggested, and make a Youtube video of that, you would a) please me
very much; b) be seen by most everybody I know, which includes some
fairly influential, moneyed, and educated people; c) create yet
another 'stir' amongst this and other Usenet groups; d) be promoting
both yourself and Doo-Nanny; e) have my blessing.

If you need any more good reasons, let me know. I might even be
convinced to pay you for your time and energy at an hourly rate better
than you've ever made in your life. Who knows.

Will Dockery

2011-01-06 00:11:13 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
Somewhat similar situation here, in some ways. As you possibly know, a
lot of my writing is done verbally, in a stand-up spontaeneous way, to
melodies and in melody. Then later transcribed, in some ways /
translated/ from the "field recordings".

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm looking for, somebody to do some field
recordings. Pick anything you like, but I have to admit that I did
kind of rewrite The Villanelle with you in mind, so if you were to do
as suggested, and make a Youtube video of that, you would a) please me
very much; b) be seen by most everybody I know, which includes some
fairly influential, moneyed, and educated people; c) create yet
another 'stir' amongst this and other Usenet groups; d) be promoting
both yourself and Doo-Nanny; e) have my blessing.
If you need any more good reasons, let me know. I might even be
convinced to pay you for your time and energy at an hourly rate better
than you've ever made in your life. Who knows.

Okay, this is starting to take form well for me, and quickly... I have
to run for a while but I want to get this in. I'm thinking of
attempting a video DVD of my interpretation of your

Post by 70*7
A Villanelle Ain't Easy To Write (in my opinion, of course).
A villanelle ain't easy to write
unless y'all chooses to do it my way.
Press them keys, if you please. Let y'alls minds take flight!
I know some have struggled through exactly that plight,
and gone off in a state of utter dismay,
'cause a villanelle ain't easy to write.
Some folks have said my poems is a blight
on Usenet, and paper. Still, every day
I presses my keys as I pleases, and lets my minds take flight.
I bathe in the Glory, like a written word might
show function and form struggling in this way,
'cause a villanelle ain't easy to write.
I challenge your Strength; your Engagement, your Fight.
So here's your invitation to join the fray.
Press y'alls keys if you please. Let y'alls minds takes flight!
Sometimes, mostly always, the words don't fit quite Right,
so don't listen to what I have Left to say,
'cause this villanelle weren't easy to write.
Press your keys as you please. Let y'alls own minds take flight
for all I care.

Then submit the video to The Woods of Wonder Film Festival, which
happens at the little theatre in the Doo-Nanny village:

http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=160682217309801

lets make movies, doo nanny style, please send me your DVD formated
movies , CALL FOR ENTRIES....please
send to
Lasters
pob 424
crofton ky 42217
PLEASE send before the actual date of the show

If I can get this done well enough to my satisfaction (& yours) then
it can be promoted as a "Will Dockery Movie" at the Doo-Nanny in the
film fest, flyers can be passed out with "showtimes" and so on. Then
the YouTube posting, George Dance embeds on his blog, endless flaming
here about it...

...I'm liking this idea more and more, discuss with Angel and toss
more ideas at me here, I'll be back shortly, after a few errands.

--
"Shadowville Speedway" CD on Artemis Records:
http://www.artemisrecords.net/dockeryconley.html

70*7

2011-01-06 00:21:13 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
...I'm liking this idea more and more, discuss with Angel and toss
more ideas at me here, I'll be back shortly, after a few errands.

Don't do the wig thing. Other than that, just be yourself.

Will Dockery

2011-01-06 01:00:49 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
...I'm liking this idea more and more, discuss with Angel and toss
more ideas at me here, I'll be back shortly, after a few errands.

Don't do the wig thing.

You don't dig the wig? You may want to reconsider me tinkering with
your work, then...

...I don't mind you coming around and hanging out, possibly some level
of collaborations, but I don't solicit or follow directions on such
things, no offense, but I had a guitarist recently try to tell me that
I shouldn't wear my sunglasses on stage! Yes, I did laugh in his face,
how could I not? I told him he could decide on his look and I'll do
likewise for myself, no worries.

Wig or not, shaved bald or not, blue hair, sunglasses... that's my
problem I'll gladly handle on my own.

Other than that, just be yourself.

Like I had any choice but to be myself... I'm certainly not Dire
Straits, although I was flattered to be compared to their sound
once...

It seems possible I can work this project in, time permitting, but
realistically, I see I have a few things outstanding of my own to nail
down better before I begin to focus on anything else as important as
your poetry (which is why I wish you could perform it yourself, & let
me help promote *that*). In addition to getting the Shadowville All-
Stars set together, which may run for a number of hours, I was
reminded on the Woods Of Wonder film fest site that I also need to get
with Brian Fowler and complete the video for the T.O.T.M. sound track,
which was also being planned for a spot at the Doo-Nanny, and time is
short.

If we don't get to an interpretation of your poem by this year, then
almost certainly by the next, or at the October Boo-Nanny.

--
"Shadowville Speedway" CD on Artemis Records:
http://www.artemisrecords.net/dockeryconley.html

70*7

2011-01-06 01:32:15 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
...I'm liking this idea more and more, discuss with Angel and toss
more ideas at me here, I'll be back shortly, after a few errands.

Don't do the wig thing.

You don't dig the wig? You may want to reconsider me tinkering with
your work, then...

Has nothing to do with me. You said discuss with Angel and toss more
ideas at you here, so I did. If you can't handle her ideas, or my
constructive criticism, that's on you. I don't give a fuck what you
wear, and I don't like your fucking attitude. Call the whole thing
off for all I care.

Will Dockery

2011-01-06 05:09:38 UTC

Don't do the wig thing.

I don't give a fuck what you wear

These seem to be contradictory statements... which is correct?

--
Under The Radar / Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:

70*7

2011-01-06 09:20:03 UTC

Don't do the wig thing.

I don't give a fuck what you wear

These seem to be contradictory statements...

No shit, when you snip the context. Sound familiar? "Has nothing to
do with me. You said discuss with Angel and toss more ideas at you
here, so I did. If you can't handle her ideas, or my constructive
criticism, that's on you."

Post by Will Dockery
which is correct?

Angel and I are a team. If she says don't do the wig thing, I say
don't do the wig thing. The wig thing isn't you. It's an
affectation, a part of the Shadow Will. We're not interested in
seeing the Shadow Will. We want to see the real Will doing my poem.
That's all she meant. Keep the wig for all I care. I wear sunglasses
too, partly for protection, and partly to just look cool.

Will Dockery

2011-01-06 09:37:44 UTC

On Jan 6, 4:20 am, "70*7" <***@gmail.com> wrote:

<snip for focus>

Okay, I can understand and even agree with that, if the lady doesn't
like something, it has to be considered. Really, a lot of people
probably hated that wig, and just between me and you, that was
probably one reason why I loved wearing it so much.

--
Under The Radar / Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://youtu.be/KEQDFMNcgLA

70*7

2011-01-06 09:46:58 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
<snip for focus>

Whatever, Will. Like I said, keep the wig; lose the wig. Whatever.

Will Dockery

2011-01-06 09:51:02 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
<snip for focus>

Whatever, Will. Like I said, keep the wig; lose the wig. Whatever.

The wig was last year, and I wore it because Julie Pooley gave it to
me right before the set... and you seem to know how that sort of
things work... see above.

Not sure what the look of 2011 is yet, so far it seems to be a Van
Dyked Fishmonger sort of thing...

--
Under The Radar / Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://youtu.be/KEQDFMNcgLA

70*7

2011-01-06 11:20:11 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
The wig was last year, and I wore it because Julie Pooley gave it to
me right before the set... and you seem to know how that sort of
things work... see above.

You can introduce me. We'll look her up together if I make it down
there.

Post by Will Dockery
Not sure what the look of 2011 is yet, so far it seems to be a Van
Dyked Fishmonger sort of thing...

I don't care if you're bearded, or clean shaven. My son, Maasson,
keeps playing with his facial hair too. He lives close by with his
girlfriend and stops by for coffee and a chat almost every morning,
but I never quite know who's going to come walking through the front
door. Angel is all into Wii fitness, and we have the Wii machine set
up in the guest bedroom/her gym. Maasson comes over to play Wii
soccer. I exercise in the basement/dungeon, or outside on the road,
running. In the winter, I mostly stick to the dungeon because I'm a
real pussy when it comes to running in the cold. I can run in the
cold, I have all the necessary equipment. I'd just rather run near
naked, and warm. Safest place to do that is in the basement. I'm not
ugly naked, but I wouldn't force a naked me on anyone, and I could
potentially get into some trouble if I were to run naked outside,
except in specifically sanctioned naked races, of which there are
several. I usually win those races because most of those people seem
to be primarily focused on, and enjoying the experience of being naked
outside, whereas I'm actually a real good runner, and couldn't go as
slow as them if I tried, unless there's a really hot chick, and then I
tend to lag behind a bit, for obvious reasons that, fortunately,
aren't so obvious while running because it's almost impossible to run
with a hardon.

Will Dockery

2011-01-07 15:07:36 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
The wig was last year, and I wore it because Julie Pooley gave it to
me right before the set... and you seem to know how that sort of
thing works... see above.

You can introduce me. We'll look her up together if I make it down there.

If you come to Doo-Nanny, Julie will be very hard to miss, if this one
is anything like the last 3 or 4 I know of.

Here she is in the Doo-Nanny kitchen area (food contributions are
welcome & encouraged, materials & preparation) back in 2009:

http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=1130529433983&set=a.1130512633563.2019290.1549673800

Post by Will Dockery
Not sure what the look of 2011 is yet, so far it seems to be a Van
Dyked Fishmonger sort of thing...

Well, I'm sure you know what the weather is like around here, probably
feels like springtime to someone dealing with Maryland winters. And
Doo-Nanny is as a "rites of spring" kind of thing, anyhow... the
finest weather of the year around here is hitting around that time.

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

70*7

2011-01-07 15:34:13 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
Here she is in the Doo-Nanny kitchen area (food contributions are

I'm sure she's beautiful inside and out, and I don't have to look at
any damned link to know that. Actually, with respect to
contributions, I'd really much rather send the muchly sum of dollars
worth of moneys and sense as I can to show my support for you and all
your endeavors like the costly cost of productionizing that thing-a-ma-
jig we're not talking about, hint hint, if that's okay with you.

Post by Will Dockery
Well, I'm sure you know what the weather is like around here, probably
feels like springtime to someone dealing with Maryland winters. And
Doo-Nanny is as a "rites of spring" kind of thing, anyhow... the
finest weather of the year around here is hitting around that time.

Sounds good. We just got a dusting this morning, maybe an inch or so,
but that should be mostly gone by midday.

Will Dockery

2011-01-07 16:48:27 UTC

Here she [Julie] is in the Doo-Nanny kitchen area (food contributions are

As best I can tell, I think so...

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

70*7

2011-01-07 17:12:42 UTC

Here she [Julie] is in the Doo-Nanny kitchen area (food contributions are

As best I can tell, I think so...

Know so, even if the answer's no, so ...

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 14:02:55 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
No, it isn't that the information you post really "runs contrary to my
beliefs" but that I tend to be bored by all the weed discussions, here
and in real life, just as I assume all the Doo-Nanny references seem
to bore you... plus, I'm not comfortable discussing illegal activities
on public Usenet.

Stop assuming and start working with me here

<snip>

What's up with the insulting names, Corey? If you're trying to pick a
fight with me, go find someone else, I'm not interested.

<unsnip>

http://www.doo-nanny.com/

Post by Hieronymous Corey
"...Begun as a roadside folk art show in 1996, the Doo-Nanny is now
located on a beautiful 80 acre farm in Seale, AL, near Columbus, Ga,
and includes a wacky "lo-fi" film festival, fun food, and an eclectic
assortment of music and activities. Camping is limited and we suggest
planning ahead [...] Come all ye inventors, movie makers, ballerinas,
bikers, morticians, bakers, artists, conspiracy theorists, scientists,
foodies, eco-whatevers, moonshiners, comedians, fire-spinners,
yodelers, he-shes, animal-trainers, pickle-makers, party girls, sock
monkeys, stackers, jugglers, musicians, whittlers, spankers,
fisherpersons, beggers, wanderers, and map-makers..."

--
Music & poetry by Will Dockery & Friends:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-12 14:30:51 UTC

Stop assuming and start working with me here

<snip>
What's up with the insulting names, Corey? If you're trying to pick a
fight with me, go find someone else, I'm not interested.

Don't be stupid, Will. I didn't use any insulting names, and I didn't
intend for you to be insulted by calling you a moron. Why do you
assume I'm trying to pick a fight with you? I thought we were
friends. Don't your friends ever talk to you that way? How do you
respond if the guy behind you at the traffic light honks and says
"Move it, moron"? Do you really think he's trying to pick a fight
with you? When you're obvilious to the obvious you're a moron, and
you are apparently oblivious to the obvious here in several respects,
so I'm just bringing the obvious to your attention.

When faced with the obvious you can either act like an idiot and argue
about it, or you can agree that you are at least momentarily moronic
about a particular issue. If you saw it that way though you'd almost
be obliged to thank me for calling you a moron in so much as doing so
opened your eyes to the idea that you could proceed unabated, and I
just don't see you being smart enough to do that.

ggamble

2011-02-12 15:49:47 UTC

Is there a private Usenet?

ggamble

2011-02-12 16:11:35 UTC

http://www.rcso.org/

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 14:53:01 UTC

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Don't your friends ever talk to you that way?

If they're trying to either pick a fight, which is generally my
responding in kind with something that usually hurts their feelings...
and then comes the "fight" part.

So, no, we don't call each other names like that down here... not in
my circles, anyhow.

Post by Hieronymous Corey
How do you respond if the guy behind you at the traffic light honks and says
"Move it, moron"? Do you really think he's trying to pick a fight with you?

Actually, it seems one of us might get shot down, down in these parts.
As one of my friends just posted on another friend's page yesterday:

"I've already had to deal with some asshole trying to run me over
today on Eberhardt. And then when I yelled at him to slow down, he
decides to pull a gun on me and to make it worse, after calling CPD,
they did nothing! So, roll with it! [...] They are scary. It'll make
me think twice before yelling at the next thug speeding through my
neighborhood. Hell, they turned off 13th leaving skid marks they were
driving so fast. And all CPD would offer is patrol the neighborhood
more, despite the fact I gave them a tag# and a gun was involved!"

<unsnip>

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny
Friday, March 25 at 5:00pm - March 27 at 5:00pm
Location The Museum of Wonder
41 Poorhouse Road
Seale, Alabama

http://ukulelerockstar.wordpress.com/2011/01/03/2011-doo-nanny-music-...

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Screamingjs at the Possum Trot Auction
Mad Tea Party, Jar-e, Casa de Chihuahua, Doc Dailey & Magnolia Devil, Jake
Fussell, Resistance Ensemble, Storm Shelter, Red Hot Sugar Babies, J Glenn,
Bibb City Ramblers
Jenny Greer, Allison King, Shady Branches, Shadowville All-Stars
We'll also have Butter Holler on the Pickin' Porch ALL weekend!
Stay tuned for more info as we get closer to the event..."

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-12 16:09:44 UTC

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Don't your friends ever talk to you that way?

If they're trying to either pick a fight, which is generally my
responding in kind with something that usually hurts their feelings...
and then comes the "fight" part.
So, no, we don't call each other names like that down here... not in
my circles, anyhow.

You might not call each other those specific names, but you almost
certainly have colloquial expressions used to convey similar
sentiments, old son.

Post by Will Dockery
Actually, it seems one of us might get shot down, down in these parts.

In context, that suggests taking the law into your own hands is
customary behaviour, and thus you might shoot me down for calling you
a moron, old son. Think about that. In context, you just threatened
me. How would you expect someone to respond to "someone might get
shot"?

Don't worry, I'm not coming anywhere near you or Doo-Nanny. Who would
want to visit to a place like Columbus or Seale where people are
oblivious to the obvious but get insulted when it's pointed out to
them; or yell at passing motorists who pull guns while the police do
nothing? Sounds like you might as well be in Tunis, or Cairo, or
Sanaa, or Amman, or Tripoli, or Khartoum, or Damascus, or Tehran, or
Islamabad, or Kabul.

By the way, the marijuana laws and penalties in Egypt have long been
ambiguous at best, and dependent in most cases on the whim of the
presiding judge. As a practical matter, it is very hard to get
arrested for pot in Cairo. I have experienced the pleasures of that
city first hand, and through my Twittering contacts there presently,
understand as a simple matter of fact that there has been an enormous
amount of pot smoking going on in Tahrir Square in the past few
weeks. I don't imagine there is any direct connection between that
and the other events unfolding there as well though. It's just a
coincidence.

Post by Will Dockery
"I've already had to deal with some asshole trying to run me over
today on Eberhardt. And then when I yelled at him to slow down, he
decides to pull a gun on me and to make it worse, after calling CPD,
they did nothing! So, roll with it! [...] They are scary. It'll make
me think twice before yelling at the next thug speeding through my
neighborhood. Hell, they turned off 13th leaving skid marks they were
driving so fast. And all CPD would offer is patrol the neighborhood
more, despite the fact I gave them a tag# and a gun was involved!"

Scary place you live.

ggamble

2011-02-12 16:26:28 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
Actually, it seems one of us might get shot down, down in these parts.
"I've already had to deal with some asshole trying to run me over
today on Eberhardt. And then when I yelled at him to slow down, he
decides to pull a gun on me and to make it worse, after calling CPD,
they did nothing! So, roll with it! [...] They are scary. It'll make
me think twice before yelling at the next thug speeding through my
neighborhood. Hell, they turned off 13th leaving skid marks they were
driving so fast. And all CPD would offer is patrol the neighborhood
more, despite the fact I gave them a tag# and a gun was involved!"

I thought you were uncomfortable discussing illegal activities, liar.

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 17:27:45 UTC

I thought you were uncomfortable discussing illegal activities

Well there's sure nothing "comfortable" about the situation decribed
above, Gary.

<unsnip>

Anyone who is interested in finding out about Doo-Nanny can go here:

http://doo-nanny.com/

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny
Friday, March 25 at 5:00pm - March 27 at 5:00pm
Location The Museum of Wonder
41 Poorhouse Road
Seale, Alabama

http://ukulelerockstar.wordpress.com/2011/01/03/2011-doo-nanny-music-...

Post by ggamble
Screamingjs at the Possum Trot Auction
Mad Tea Party, Jar-e, Casa de Chihuahua, Doc Dailey & Magnolia Devil, Jake
Fussell, Resistance Ensemble, Storm Shelter, Red Hot Sugar Babies, J Glenn,
Bibb City Ramblers
Jenny Greer, Allison King, Shady Branches, Shadowville All-Stars
We'll also have Butter Holler on the Pickin' Porch ALL weekend!
Stay tuned for more info as we get closer to the event..."

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 21:20:26 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
That's more likely to happen on the way to and from the actual Doo-
Nanny, but "criminal sorts" are definitely not the kind of folks *I*
want to hang out with at Doo-Nanny. And I'd wager they'd find it
boring, as well, as they're no doubt more comfortable robbing and
shooting guns and so on.

You threatened to shoot me

No, I never did that. You asked a question about people yelling
insults at each other in traffic and I gave a real life example about
why I don't think it is a good idea, these days, it had nothing to do

Post by Will Dockery
Come on, now, Corey, the scene I related to you doesn't just happen

Post by Hieronymous Corey
How do you respond if the guy behind you at the traffic light honks and says
"Move it, moron"? Do you really think he's trying to pick a fight with you?

And I related a story about what can -and did- happen to a friend of
Actually, it seems one of us might get shot

See? You threatened to shoot me

No, you're having reading comprehension problems *and* you've snipped
the content so it isn't so easy to correct, but here goes. Once

Post by Will Dockery
Don't your friends ever talk to you that way?

If they're trying to either pick a fight, which is generally my
responding in kind with something that usually hurts their feelings...
and then comes the "fight" part.
So, no, we don't call each other names like that down here... not in
my circles, anyhow.

Post by Will Dockery
How do you respond if the guy behind you at the traffic light honks and says
"Move it, moron"? Do you really think he's trying to pick a fight with you?

Actually, it seems one of us might get shot down, down in these parts.

"If" one of us was in traffic and "if" one of us called the person in
front of us a "moron" and "if" that person had a gun and decided to
use it.

Post by Hieronymous Corey
"I've already had to deal with some asshole trying to run me over
today on Eberhardt. And then when I yelled at him to slow down, he
decides to pull a gun on me and to make it worse, after calling CPD,
they did nothing! So, roll with it! [...] They are scary. It'll make
me think twice before yelling at the next thug speeding through my
neighborhood. Hell, they turned off 13th leaving skid marks they were
driving so fast. And all CPD would offer is patrol the neighborhood
more, despite the fact I gave them a tag# and a gun was involved!"

Note that I wasn't involved, never shot anyone or threatened to shoot
anyone, and certainly not you, Corey.

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-12 22:18:04 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
<snip for focus>

Post by Will Dockery
No, I never did that. You asked a question about people yelling
insults at each other in traffic and I gave a real life example about
why I don't think it is a good idea, these days, it had nothing to do

Did you or did you not suggest that you felt annoyed and insulted by
me calling you a moron even though I specifically told you that I
meant the term illustratively vis a vis your obliviousness to the
obvious, and didn't intend insult by it? Did you or did you not
suggest that my acting like that, me calling people morons, is likely
to get me shot in real life in your neighborhood? In light of your
depiction of what you personally consider to be insulting, and the
analogy you use to illustrate your point, you don't think I should
take that as a threat? Are you kidding me?

<onomatopoeia indicating redaction of text to redundantly indicate
that a redaction of text has been made for those who are oblivious of
that which is most obvious>

Post by Will Dockery
"If" one of us was in traffic and "if" one of us called the person in
front of us a "moron" and "if" that person had a gun and decided to
use it.

If I call you a moron to your face, you are likely to respond as if
violently insulted. I get it. Don't worry, I'll stay far away from
you, and call you the moron that you so obviously are from the
relative safety of here.

Post by Will Dockery
Note that I wasn't involved, never shot anyone or threatened to shoot
anyone, and certainly not you, Corey.

Yeah, you can say whatever now. You already convinced me that staying
the heck away from you and the other morons in your neck of the woods
is a real good idea.

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 22:32:27 UTC

Hieronymous Corey wrote:

<snip for focus>

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Did you or did you not suggest that you felt annoyed and insulted by
me calling you

<insult snipped>

Sure, Corey, and wouldn't you feel insulted if I came on here and
constantly insulted you, *then* raised the bar by actually calling me
intentionally insulting names?

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-12 22:42:44 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
<insult snipped>
Sure, Corey, and wouldn't you feel insulted if I came on here and
constantly insulted you, *then* raised the bar by actually calling me
intentionally insulting names?

No, not if we were friends. If we were friends, I wouldn't feel
insulted by anything you said. In fact, I don't feel insulted by you
at all. You're the one who feels insulted. I've only been threatened.

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 23:10:28 UTC

No, not if we were friends.

Okay, so you and your real life friends sit around calling each other
names and all that? I've been around those types in my life and never
really enjoyed their company.

The friends I stick with are creative types, usually working on
songs... or people who actually enjoy the work I produce, my
performances, and so on.

Which brings me to the observation/question once again:

Not only do you constantly hurl insults at me (while pretending to be
my friend) but you've also stated repeatedly that you don't care for
my music, poetry & all that. Doesn't sound very much like the basis
for a very rewarding friendship for either of us... or am I missing
something?

If we were friends, I wouldn't feel
insulted by anything you said.

And a friend of mine finds out that I wouldn't call them names like
that unless they start the game off, and even then I'll probably wave
them off with some question like "Do we really want to go to that
level?"

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

ggamble

2011-02-12 23:21:49 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
The friends I stick with are creative types, usually working on
songs... or people who actually enjoy the work I produce, my
performances, and so on.

So, by any objective standards, all those people are certainly morons.

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-12 23:42:40 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
Okay, so you and your real life friends sit around calling each other
names and all that? I've been around those types in my life and never
really enjoyed their company.

I obviously don't type people the way you do. Right now, me and my
real life friends are sitting around eating homemade peppersteak and
noodles. Looking over my shoulder, one of my real life friends just
commented in concurrence with my assessment of you as a moron. Heaven
forbid one of us spills something here. One of the other of us might
say something to the effect, "Here let me help you with that, moron.",
because that's how we are with one another.

Post by Will Dockery
The friends I stick with are creative types, usually working on
songs... or people who actually enjoy the work I produce, my
performances, and so on.

Some friends I work for; some work for me; some I work with. Some
enjoy their work; some like my work; some have even read my poetry.
Nothing is a particular prerequiste to friendship as far as I'm
concerned. The friends I stick with are all types but of no particular
type except that I trust my friends to tell me the truth about
important things even when I know they're lying.

Post by Will Dockery
Not only do you constantly hurl insults at me (while pretending to be
my friend) but you've also stated repeatedly that you don't care for
my music, poetry & all that. Doesn't sound very much like the basis
for a very rewarding friendship for either of us... or am I missing
something?

Yes, you are obviously missing something. You are obviously oblivious
to the obvious. You are a poor, poor moron, and I feel very, very
sorry for you.

Post by Will Dockery
And a friend of mine finds out that I wouldn't call them names like
that unless they start the game off, and even then I'll probably wave
them off with some question like "Do we really want to go to that
level?"

You are obviously incapable of such a deep and abiding trust and
honesty with and amongst your friends, which I find very, very sad.
You are obviously missing something.

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 23:52:26 UTC

Hieronymous Corey said:

<snip for focus>

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Looking over my shoulder, one of my real life friends just
commented in concurrence with my assessment

See what I mean? Now that's a pal for ya... heh.

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-12 23:55:16 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
<snip for focus>

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Looking over my shoulder, one of my real life friends just
commented in concurrence with my assessment

See what I mean? Now that's a pal for ya... heh.

Her name is Angel.

Will Dockery

2011-02-13 00:32:03 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
Now that's a pal for ya... heh.

Her name is Angel.

Tell her I said "Hello!"

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 16:03:35 UTC

You weren't bored with weed discussions

No, ggamble, I've always found them rather boring, even back when Peter Tosh
was recording entire albums about such things.

Post by ggamble
when you used to go on and on about
how George Dickel and weed made you a better poet.

Actually, you're just dreaming that up, ggamble... I never went "on and on"
about that stuff, you and your lying ilk were constantly trying to smear me
with such stuff, though.

Either way, that was years ago: That was then, this is now.

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny
Friday, March 25 at 5:00pm - March 27 at 5:00pm
Location The Museum of Wonder
41 Poorhouse Road
Seale, Alabama

Ami (of Mad Tea Party) just posted the tentative music schedule for the
http://ukulelerockstar.wordpress.com/2011/01/03/2011-doo-nanny-music-line-up/
Screamingjs at the Possum Trot Auction
Mad Tea Party, Jar-e, Casa de Chihuahua, Doc Dailey & Magnolia Devil, Jake
Fussell, Resistance Ensemble, Storm Shelter, Red Hot Sugar Babies, J
Glenn, Bibb City Ramblers
Jenny Greer, Allison King, Shady Branches, Shadowville All-Stars
We'll also have Butter Holler on the Pickin' Porch ALL weekend!
Stay tuned for more info as we get closer to the event..."

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

ggamble

2011-02-12 16:08:48 UTC

Post by ggamble
when you used to go on and on about
how George Dickel and weed made you a better poet.

Actually, you're just dreaming that up, ggamble... I never went "on and on"
about that stuff, you and your lying ilk were constantly trying to smear me
with such stuff, though.
Either way, that was years ago: That was then, this is now.

It's interesting that you don't outright lie like you usually do and attempt
to pretend that none of that ever happened.

Constantly trying to smear you?

An entire flight of irony angels just got wings en masse.

You go on and on about your drug use, the hookers you frequent and your
under the table hardscrabble existence, and you would have us believe that
you're uncomfortable discussing illegal activities?

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-12 16:48:05 UTC

Post by ggamble
when you used to go on and on about
how George Dickel and weed made you a better poet.

Actually, you're just dreaming that up, ggamble... I never went "on and on"
about that stuff, you and your lying ilk were constantly trying to smear me
with such stuff, though.
Either way, that was years ago: That was then, this is now.

It's interesting that you don't outright lie like you usually do and attempt
to pretend that none of that ever happened.
Constantly trying to smear you?
An entire flight of irony angels just got wings en masse.
You go on and on about your drug use, the hookers you frequent and your
under the table hardscrabble existence, and you would have us believe that
you're uncomfortable discussing illegal activities?

He just doesn't want anybody to get the wrong idea about Doo-Nanny.
What's so hard to understand about that? Doo-Nanny is an important
annual event for Will, a right of Spring, and he doesn't want anybody
coming away with the wrong impression.

If you're under the impression that there will be any pot smoking
going on at Doo-Nanny, then you're just plain wrong. Only upstanding,
honorable, law abiding citizens are invited and will be permitted on
the premises. Criminal sorts and ne'er do wells are not only
discouraged, but if found in attendance will be subject to arrest,
imprisonment, and/or public humiliation and physical abuse. If you're
under the impression that I'll be there, you're wrong again. Knowing
what I know now, I wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near Will or Doo-
Nanny for fear of being caught dead near Will or Doo-Nanny. Will said
I annoyed him, and I could get shot if I went down there. I have no
reason not to believe him.

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 17:17:12 UTC

Post by Hieronymous Corey
He just doesn't want anybody to get the wrong idea about Doo-Nanny.
What's so hard to understand about that?

Anyone who is interested in finding out about Doo-Nanny can go here:

http://doo-nanny.com/

And get whatever ideas they want about Doo-Nanny, just don't attempt
to define what /I/ am, and I'm fine with whatever you want to do/be/
think.

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Doo-Nanny is an important
annual event for Will, a right of Spring,

Why not refrain from putting words in my mouth and I'll do likewise
for you, okay? In fact, I know that you want this because of the way
you've whined before when I've "spoken for you".

Post by Hieronymous Corey
and he doesn't want anybody
coming away with the wrong impression.
If you're under the impression that there will be any pot smoking
going on at Doo-Nanny, then you're just plain wrong.

I don't see any reason for any of that stuff, certainly.

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Only upstanding,
honorable, law abiding citizens are invited and will be permitted on
the premises.

Well, blatant illegal activities are definitely not needed at the Doo-
Nanny, imo.

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Criminal sorts and ne'er do wells are not only
discouraged, but if found in attendance will be subject to arrest,
imprisonment, and/or public humiliation and physical abuse.

That's more likely to happen on the way to and from the actual Doo-
Nanny, but "criminal sorts" are definitely not the kind of folks *I*
want to hang out with at Doo-Nanny. And I'd wager they'd find it
boring, as well, as they're no doubt more comfortable robbing and
shooting guns and so on.

Post by Hieronymous Corey
If you're
under the impression that I'll be there, you're wrong again. Knowing
what I know now, I wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near Will or Doo-
Nanny for fear of being caught dead near Will or Doo-Nanny. Will said
I annoyed him, and I could get shot if I went down there.

Come on, now, Corey, the scene I related to you doesn't just happen

Post by Hieronymous Corey
How do you respond if the guy behind you at the traffic light honks and says
"Move it, moron"? Do you really think he's trying to pick a fight with you?

And I related a story about what can -and did- happen to a friend of
mine yesterday:

Actually, it seems one of us might get shot down, down in these
parts.
As one of my friends just posted on another friend's page yesterday:

"I've already had to deal with some asshole trying to run me over
today on Eberhardt. And then when I yelled at him to slow down, he
decides to pull a gun on me and to make it worse, after calling CPD,
they did nothing! So, roll with it! [...] They are scary. It'll make
me think twice before yelling at the next thug speeding through my
neighborhood. Hell, they turned off 13th leaving skid marks they were
driving so fast. And all CPD would offer is patrol the neighborhood
more, despite the fact I gave them a tag# and a gun was involved!"

Post by Hieronymous Corey
I have no
reason not to believe him.

Did you ever see Easy Rider? Did you see how that movie ended? That's
the kind of reality that does still exist in Alabama.

Ever see Jackie Gleason as the cop in the Smokey & The Bandit movie?
Those type of people still live... and "enforce the law" down here.

<unsnip>

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny
Friday, March 25 at 5:00pm - March 27 at 5:00pm
Location The Museum of Wonder
41 Poorhouse Road
Seale, Alabama

http://ukulelerockstar.wordpress.com/2011/01/03/2011-doo-nanny-music-...

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

ggamble

2011-02-12 17:31:47 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
Why not refrain from putting words in my mouth and I'll do likewise
for you, okay?

You can stop putting words in my mouth any year now.

Post by Hieronymous Corey
If you're under the impression that there will be any pot smoking
going on at Doo-Nanny, then you're just plain wrong.

Discuss illegal activities much?

Post by Will Dockery
Well, blatant illegal activities are definitely not needed at the Doo-
Nanny, imo.

In other words, you support covert illegal activities.
Discuss illegal activities much?

Post by Will Dockery
And I'd wager they'd find it
boring, as well, as they're no doubt more comfortable robbing and
shooting guns and so on.

So much for your adoration of the hardscrabble daily existence.
Discuss illegal activities much?

Post by Will Dockery
Actually, it seems one of us might get shot down, down in these
parts.

Discuss illegal activities much?

Post by Will Dockery
Did you ever see Easy Rider? Did you see how that movie ended? That's
the kind of reality that does still exist in Alabama.

Discuss illegal activities much?

Post by Will Dockery
Ever see Jackie Gleason as the cop in the Smokey & The Bandit movie?
Those type of people still live... and "enforce the law" down here.

http://www.rcso.org/

The Russell County Sheriff's Office appreciates your characterization, am I
right?

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 17:38:03 UTC

Post by Hieronymous Corey
If you're under the impression that there will be any pot smoking
going on at Doo-Nanny, then you're just plain wrong.

Discuss illegal activities much?

I didn't write that, but you probably already know that, liar?

<unsnip>

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny
Friday, March 25 at 5:00pm - Sunday, March 27 at 5:00pm
Location The Museum of Wonder
41 Poorhouse Road
Seale, Alabama

http://ukulelerockstar.wordpress.com/2011/01/03/2011-doo-nanny-music-...

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

ggamble

2011-02-12 19:09:35 UTC

"Help us to solve a crime or prevent a future crime from taking place. You
can submit an anonymous tip below. You do not need to leave your name or
email address. If you would like to be contacted by an investigator, please
feel free to enter your name and/or email address in the form below."

Post by Will Dockery
Well, blatant illegal activities are definitely not needed at the Doo-
Nanny, imo.

In other words, you support covert illegal activities.
Discuss illegal activities much?

ggamble

2011-02-12 19:10:35 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
Ever see Jackie Gleason as the cop in the Smokey & The Bandit movie?
Those type of people still live... and "enforce the law" down here.

http://www.rcso.org/
The Russell County Sheriff's Office appreciates your characterization, am I
right?

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-12 20:15:41 UTC

Post by ggamble
The Russell County Sheriff's Office appreciates your characterization, am I
right?

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'. http://www.rcso.org/kids/wheeler.html

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-12 17:52:36 UTC

Anyone interested in finding out about Doo-Nanny can ask right here.
The question is what anyone is really interested in finding out, and
where they're likely to find it. The link you provided is limited in
what it offers. If people want a real feel for the place or event,
wouldn't they be better off talking to you about it here?

Post by Will Dockery
And get whatever ideas they want about Doo-Nanny, just don't attempt
to define what /I/ am, and I'm fine with whatever you want to do/be/
think.

You define yourself and your position with each post. Far be it from
me to suggest that Alabama is a scary, dangerous police state;
nevermind what Doo-Nanny is.

Post by Will Dockery
Why not refrain from putting words in my mouth and I'll do likewise
for you, okay? In fact, I know that you want this because of the way
you've whined before when I've "spoken for you".

I didn't misquote, or suggest that you said or implied something you
didn't, so why not refrain from asking me to stop something I'm not
doing? While you're at it, why not refrain from characterizing my
commentary as whining when you know full well it is not?

Post by Will Dockery
I don't see any reason for any of that stuff, certainly.

What stuff?

Post by Will Dockery
Well, blatant illegal activities are definitely not needed at the Doo-
Nanny, imo.

I understand illegal is illegal, but how blatant does something have
to be for you to think it's blatantly illegal?

You threatened to shoot me, moron. Remember?

Post by Will Dockery
Come on, now, Corey, the scene I related to you doesn't just happen

Post by Hieronymous Corey
How do you respond if the guy behind you at the traffic light honks and says
"Move it, moron"? Do you really think he's trying to pick a fight with you?

And I related a story about what can -and did- happen to a friend of
Actually, it seems one of us might get shot

See? You threatened to shoot me, moron.

Post by Will Dockery
Did you ever see Easy Rider?

Sure, scary movie that.

Post by Will Dockery
Did you see how that movie ended?

Sure, scared the crap out of me.

Post by Will Dockery
That's the kind of reality that does still exist in Alabama.

I believe you. I wouldn't go near the place.

Post by Will Dockery
Ever see Jackie Gleason as the cop in the Smokey & The Bandit movie?

Yes, his was a very scary character.

Post by Will Dockery
Those type of people still live... and "enforce the law" down here.

It must be hell living there.

Will Dockery

2011-01-08 08:59:50 UTC

Here she [Julie] is in the Doo-Nanny kitchen area (food contributions are

As best I can tell, I think so...

Know so, even if the answer's no, so ...

No, please don't send me any money at this time!

I'm barely over the last hundred buck ordeal.

There's a Paypal link on the Doo-Nanny website, though:

"help Butch pay for the Doo-Nanny"

http://www.doo-nanny.com/musc

"...Music at the Doo-Nanny All music spots for Doo-Nanny 2011 have
been filled. We are thrilled to have such a great line-up. Schedule
will be updated as we get closer to the event. Keep an eye open.
More to come!"

Preliminary Schedule

Friday: Screamingjs at the Possum Trot Auction

Saturday: Mad Tea Party, Morgan O'Kane, Doc Dailey & Magnolia Devil,
Jake Fussell, Resistance Ensemble, Storm Shelter, Red Hot Sugar
Babies, J Glenn

Sunday: Jenny Juice, Bibb City Ramblers with Shady Branches,
Shadowville All-Stars

We’ll also have Butter Holler on the Pickin’ Porch ALL weekend!

--
Little Homeless Clown by Will Dockery & Henry Conley recorded live at
Del Ranch, December 2010:
http://www.archive.org/details/LittleHomelessClownWillDockeryHenryConley

70*7

2011-01-08 09:09:52 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I'm barely over the last hundred buck ordeal.

That was a test. You passed. I don't do anything without a reason.

Will Dockery

2011-01-08 22:14:18 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I'm barely over the last hundred buck ordeal.

That was a test. You passed. I don't do anything without a reason.

So, how do reckon I would have failed this "test" of yours?

--
Little Homeless Clown - A movie by Falke58.wmv / Dockery & Conley:

70*7

2011-01-09 02:19:59 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I'm barely over the last hundred buck ordeal.

That was a test. You passed. I don't do anything without a reason.

So, how do reckon I would have failed this "test" of yours?

Wipe your face. I think you've got a little something stuck in your
whiskers.

Will Dockery

2011-01-09 04:38:01 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I'm barely over the last hundred buck ordeal.

That was a test. You passed. I don't do anything without a reason.

So, how do reckon I would have failed this "test" of yours?

Wipe your

<snip>

Corey, you never were able to give a straight answer why you sent me
the hundred bucks, or why you then decided to demand that I send it
back to you and in the way you decided to ask for it back, post after
post of name-calling & so on. Thanks for reminding me of some very
unpleasant moments, and why I need to watch for these sudden mood
swings of yours.

But, "test" or not, mysterious agenda notwithstanding, I returned the
hundred dollars to you:

http://picasaweb.google.com/will.dockery/HundredBuckRefund?feat=directlink

And please don't send me any more mone. Thinking about that whole
situation (and those that followed such as your harrassment of me over
Artemis Records) gives me a headache. So, come to Doo-Nanny if you
want, everyone is welcome, after all, but if you dedide to start
tossing money around, I don't want any of it.

Now, if and when I do get a recording of one of your poems nailed to
your liking, I wouldn't turn down a work-made-for-hire sort of
payment, similar to me fee for acting in television commercials, where
you own all rights to the work... this would depend on whether the
performance I do meets your expectations, which I'm surprised you'd
even ask me to do, given your many in-print condemnations of my vocal
& performance talents.

Again, though, you're nothing if not a man of complex contradictions.

--
"Shadowville Speedway" CD on Artemis Records:
http://www.artemisrecords.net/dockeryconley.html

70*7

2011-01-09 10:51:15 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I'm barely over the last hundred buck ordeal.

That was a test. You passed. I don't do anything without a reason.

So, how do reckon I would have failed this "test" of yours?

Wipe your

<snip>
Corey, you never were able to give a straight answer why you sent me
the hundred bucks, or why you then decided to demand that I send it
back to you and in the way you decided to ask for it back, post after
post of name-calling & so on. Thanks for reminding me of some very
unpleasant moments, and why I need to watch for these sudden mood
swings of yours.
But, "test" or not, mysterious agenda notwithstanding, I returned the
http://picasaweb.google.com/will.dockery/HundredBuckRefund?feat=direc...
And please don't send me any more mone. Thinking about that whole
situation (and those that followed such as your harrassment of me over
Artemis Records) gives me a headache. So, come to Doo-Nanny if you
want, everyone is welcome, after all, but if you dedide to start
tossing money around, I don't want any of it.
Now, if and when I do get a recording of one of your poems nailed to
your liking, I wouldn't turn down a work-made-for-hire sort of
payment, similar to me fee for acting in television commercials, where
you own all rights to the work... this would depend on whether the
performance I do meets your expectations, which I'm surprised you'd
even ask me to do, given your many in-print condemnations of my vocal
& performance talents.
Again, though, you're nothing if not a man of complex contradictions.

He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows
when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. Oh, you
better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I'm
telling you why. Corey Connor's coming to town.

Will Dockery

2011-01-10 03:22:56 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
I'm barely over the last hundred buck ordeal.

That was a test. You passed. I don't do anything without a reason.

So, how do reckon I would have failed this "test" of yours?

<non-answer deleted>

Post by Will Dockery
Corey, you never were able to give a straight answer why you sent me
the hundred bucks, or why you then decided to demand that I send it
back to you and in the way you decided to ask for it back, post after
post of name-calling & so on. Thanks for reminding me of some very
unpleasant moments, and why I need to watch for these sudden mood
swings of yours.
But, "test" or not, mysterious agenda notwithstanding, I returned the
http://picasaweb.google.com/will.dockery/HundredBuckRefund?feat=direc...
And please don't send me any more mone. Thinking about that whole
situation (and those that followed such as your harrassment of me over
Artemis Records) gives me a headache. So, come to Doo-Nanny if you
want, everyone is welcome, after all, but if you dedide to start
tossing money around, I don't want any of it.
Now, if and when I do get a recording of one of your poems nailed to
your liking, I wouldn't turn down a work-made-for-hire sort of
payment, similar to me fee for acting in television commercials, where
you own all rights to the work... this would depend on whether the
performance I do meets your expectations, which I'm surprised you'd
even ask me to do, given your many in-print condemnations of my vocal
& performance talents.
Again, though, you're nothing if not a man of complex contradictions.

He knows when you are sleeping. He knows

*yawn*

"We know."

--
WILL DOCKERY & FRIENDS - Little Homeless Clown - A movie by
Falke58.wmv:
http://youtu.be/tjapDXc96no

70*7

2011-01-10 09:39:25 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
*yawn*

If I'm boring you, sleep. I'm very sensitive, and rudeness awakens me.

WTF

2011-01-10 12:21:41 UTC

Why don't you two FUCKS get a room? A chat room, that is!!! This isn't
one!!!

Post by Will Dockery
*yawn*

If I'm boring you, sleep. I'm very sensitive, and rudeness awakens me.

70*7

2011-01-10 12:29:46 UTC

Why don't you two FUCKS get a room? A chat room, that is!!! This isn't
one!!!

Post by Will Dockery
*yawn*

If I'm boring you, sleep. I'm very sensitive, and rudeness awakens me.

It is what I say it is. Fuck off.

David Pyles

2011-01-10 13:48:19 UTC

Post by WTF
Why don't you two FUCKS get a room? A chat room, that is!!! This isn't
one!!!

Post by Will Dockery
*yawn*

If I'm boring you, sleep. I'm very sensitive, and rudeness awakens me.

For what ti's worth, Will Dockery has been on my kill file list for a
couple of years now.
Dave Pyles

70*7

2011-01-10 14:27:40 UTC

Post by David Pyles

Why don't you two FUCKS get a room? A chat room, that is!!! This isn't
one!!!

Post by Will Dockery
*yawn*

If I'm boring you, sleep. I'm very sensitive, and rudeness awakens me.

For what ti's worth, Will Dockery has been on my kill file list for a
couple of years now.
Dave Pyles

Gomer thanks you, David. Goober too.

Will Dockery

2011-01-11 02:08:26 UTC

Post by David Pyles
For what ti's worth, Will Dockery has been

Thanks, Dave, and we can end this thread on this last note, I've been
asked to put out the word that as of now, all music slots at Doo-Nanny
have been filled, help me get the word out:

"Preliminary Schedule Screaming J's, Mad Tea Party, Morgan O'Kane, Doc
Dailey & Magnolia Devil, Jake Fussell, Resistance Ensemble, Storm
Shelter, Red Hot Sugar Babies, Jar-e, Jenny Juice, Bibb City Ramblers,
Shady Branches, Shadowville All-Stars & Butter Holler!"

http://www.doo-nanny.com/

Corey Connor

2011-01-12 00:09:52 UTC

For what it's worth, Will Dockery

"Preliminary Schedule Screaming J's, Mad Tea Party, Morgan O'Kane, Doc
Dailey & Magnolia Devil, Jake Fussell, Resistance Ensemble, Storm
Shelter, Red Hot Sugar Babies, Jar-e, Jenny Juice, Bibb City Ramblers,
Shady Branches, Shadowville All-Stars & Butter Holler!"
http://www.doo-nanny.com/

I think it looks and sounds like a blast, Will!! I know I'm in!!
Let's all go to Doo-Nanny, everybody!! Yah-Who!!!!!

Will Dockery

2011-01-12 11:36:07 UTC

For what it's worth, Will Dockery

I think it looks and sounds like a blast, Will!! I know I'm in!!
Let's all go to Doo-Nanny, everybody!! Yah-Who!!!!!

Doo-Nanny has been building in attendance for the last few years...
one thing we need to hope for is a good clear weekend with *no rain*!

--
Red Lipped Stranger / Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars

Peter J Ross

2011-01-12 20:09:56 UTC

In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon, 10 Jan 2011 08:48:19 -0500, David

Post by David Pyles

Post by WTF
Why don't you two FUCKS get a room? A chat room, that is!!! This isn't
one!!!

Post by Will Dockery
*yawn*

If I'm boring you, sleep. I'm very sensitive, and rudeness awakens me.

For what ti's worth, Will Dockery has been on my kill file list for a
couple of years now.
Dave Pyles

Only a couple of years? Dreckery can't have been pissing on your
newsgroup as long as he's been pissing on AAPC.

--
PJR :-)

"Am I getting old and cynical, or is jumping up and down on the bed just not
as much fun as it used to be?" - Harry Hill

Corey Connor

2011-01-12 21:06:16 UTC

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon, 10 Jan 2011 08:48:19 -0500, David

Post by David Pyles

Why don't you two FUCKS get a room? A chat room, that is!!! This isn't
one!!!

Post by Will Dockery
*yawn*

If I'm boring you, sleep. I'm very sensitive, and rudeness awakens me.

For what ti's worth, Will Dockery has been on my kill file list for a
couple of years now.
Dave Pyles

Only a couple of years? Dreckery can't have been pissing on your
newsgroup as long as he's been pissing on AAPC.
--
PJR :-)
"Am I getting old and cynical, or is jumping up and down on the bed just not
as much fun as it used to be?" - Harry Hill- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Fuck off, Peter. Get the fuck out of here. You're late.

Will Dockery

2011-01-29 22:18:51 UTC

Post by Corey Connor

Post by Peter J Ross
"Am I getting old and cynical, or is jumping up and down on the bed just not
as much fun as it used to be?" - Harry Hill

You're late.

Still time if you're in the area to make it to the Conley Brothers
Show tonight, 7:30pm - 11:30pm

http://www.reverbnation.com/#!/show/3828879

Event Details: Conley Brothers Show with Will Dockery & Gene Woolfolk

When is It?
Saturday
January 29th
Doors Open at 7:30 PM

Where is It?
Fountain City Coffeehouse
Address:
1007 Broadway Columbus, GA 31901

Will Dockery

2011-01-12 23:00:32 UTC

Post by Peter J Ross
Only a couple of years

You should know, Peter... you've been sniffing behind me for at least
that long.

--
"Shadowville Speedway" CD on Artemis Records:
http://www.artemisrecords.net/dockeryconley.html

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 16:37:04 UTC

Post by ggamble
when you used to go on and on about
how George Dickel and weed made you a better poet.

Actually, you're just dreaming that up, ggamble... I never went "on and
on"
about that stuff, you and your lying ilk were constantly trying to smear
me
with such stuff, though.
Either way, that was years ago: That was then, this is now.

It's interesting that you don't outright lie

What would I have to lie about, ggamble? I have never denied that I followed
the Rimbaud method of poetry creation for many years, but I became bored
with all that and stopped a number of years ago:

http://www.likeadesertprophet.com/rimbaud-the-poet-makes-himself-a-seer/

"The poet makes himself a seer by a long, immense, and rational
dissoluteness of all the senses. All the forms of love, of suffering, of
madness; he searches himself, he consumes all the poisons in him, to only
keep their quintessences. Inexpressible torture where he needs all the
faith, all the superhuman strength, where he becomes, above all others, the
great patient, the great criminal, the great accursed, - and the supreme
Savant! - For he arrives at the unknown! Because he has cultivated his soul,
already rich, more than anyone else! He reaches the unknown, and when,
terrified, he ends up by losing the meaning of his visions, at least he has
seen them! Let him die of his bound through the unheard-of and countless
things: other horrible workers will come; they will begin from the horizons
where the other has succumbed." -Arthur Rimbaud

Post by ggamble
15th Annual Doo-Nanny
Friday, March 25 at 5:00pm - March 27 at 5:00pm
Location The Museum of Wonder
41 Poorhouse Road
Seale, Alabama

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Will Dockery

2011-02-09 14:20:44 UTC

15th Annual Doo-Nanny

Post by Will Dockery
Friday, March 25 at 5:00pm - March 27 at 5:00pm
http://www.doo-nanny.com/
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Location The Museum of Wonder
41 Poorhouse Road
Seale, Alabama

Corey, if you're still out there, the link below shows how hot things
are in Lower Alabama these days, and why care should be taken in the
area with the items you want to promote:

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/2011/02/09/1452205/phenix-city-man-gets-7-years-in.html#storylink=omni_popular

"'Nuff said." -Rik Roots

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-09 14:54:25 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny

Corey, if you're still out there, the link below shows how hot things
are in Lower Alabama these days, and why care should be taken in the
http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/2011/02/09/1452205/phenix-city-man-get...

I'm careful to promote legislative reform, and the potential for local
entrepreneurship and economic growth when such reforms are enacted. I
don't promote or advocate illegal drug trafficking.

Will Dockery

2011-02-09 15:12:01 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny

I'm careful to promote legislative reform, and the potential for local
entrepreneurship and economic growth when such reforms are enacted. I
don't promote or advocate illegal drug trafficking.

I know, but the law enforcement types down here are just as happy to
go the distance to screw around with anyone dealing with something
related, no matter how distant. A joint is cause for arrest, in a
situation with one friend of mine. Here's a short version of that
story:

My friend, a guy named Super Dave, lived on the Alabama side of the
river and used to come downtown on the Georgia side to the music
events and so on. Being a drinker, and knowing the dangers of getting
a DUI coming from these events, he decided he'd walk over the bridge,
party, then walk home. This seemed to work great for a while, and is
no doubt what people all over the world do and probably to great kudos
from all sorts of official types. After all, he made a choice that
wasn't endangering people by possibly driving drunk or whatever...

Long story shorter, he was picked up for walking drunk, public
intoxication, and a joint was found in his pocket, which turned an
overnight stay in jail to a 30 day sentence. For one joint.

Anyway, that's one reason I'm not so keen on ballyhooing the weed
thing. If you do it, okay, but I wouldn't advise bragging about it
down in Alabama.

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-09 15:34:21 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny

I'm careful to promote legislative reform, and the potential for local
entrepreneurship and economic growth when such reforms are enacted. I
don't promote or advocate illegal drug trafficking.

I know, but the law enforcement types down here are just as happy to
go the distance to screw around with anyone dealing with something
related, no matter how distant.

A medical marijuana bill was actually approved last year by the
Alabama House Judiciary Committee right before the legislative session
ended. The bill will be reintroduced this year. For more information
or to show support, the bill's sponsor is Rep. Patricia Todd (D-
Birmingham).

Will Dockery

2011-02-09 15:45:45 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny

Post by Hieronymous Corey
A medical marijuana bill was actually approved last year by the
Alabama House Judiciary Committee right before the legislative session
ended. The bill will be reintroduced this year. For more information
or to show support, the bill's sponsor is Rep. Patricia Todd (D-
Birmingham).

*Applause*

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-09 16:45:07 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny

*Applause*

Legal Marijuana in Alabama = $130,000,000
http://www.cannabisculture.com/v2/content/legal-marijuana-alabama-130000000

Will Dockery

2011-02-10 00:46:02 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny

*Applause*

Legal Marijuana in Alabama = $130,000,000http://www.cannabisculture.com/v2/content/legal-marijuana-alabama-130...

Now that's something that might perk some states up, a profit to be
made... yet Alabama voted against the Lottery again last year although
they know Georgia has made gazillions of dollars off it for the last
couple of decades since it began there.

--
Silver Blazing Sun / Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-10 13:24:09 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny

*Applause*

Legal Marijuana in Alabama = $130,000,000http://www.cannabisculture.com/v2/content/legal-marijuana-alabama-130...

Raise taxes; cut services; or legalize marijuana and gambling; pay for
schools; create jobs; attract investment. It's a tough choice. Nobody
in Alabama gambles or smokes pot now because it's illegal and the
penalties are very harsh, so there's no way of knowing just how much
money the state could be making, or what kind of message such a legal
decision would give to the impressionable youth of Alabama, many of
whom rely on a public educational system that is unfortunately ranked
near the bottom of every list in virtually every category in large
part because they can't afford to hire, train, and retain teachers.

Will Dockery

2011-02-10 17:05:04 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Raise taxes; cut services; or legalize marijuana and gambling; pay for
schools; create jobs; attract investment. It's a tough choice. Nobody
in Alabama gambles or smokes pot now because it's illegal and the
penalties are very harsh, so there's no way of knowing just how much
money the state could be making, or what kind of message such a legal
decision would give to the impressionable youth of Alabama, many of
whom rely on a public educational system that is unfortunately ranked
near the bottom of every list in virtually every category in large
part because they can't afford to hire, train, and retain teachers.

Sounds reasonable...

For those clicking this post for Doo-Nanny info, here's a photo
gallery by my pal Nathan, Nathan New York:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?fbid=102474246438122&id=100000266422480&aid=5425

--
Music, poetry & video of Will Dockery:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-10 23:24:15 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
<snip for brevity>

Sounds reasonable...

What sounds reasonable? I wasn't trying to sound reasonable.

Post by Will Dockery
For those clicking this post for Doo-Nanny info, here's a photo

Seriously, do you think anybody is clicking any of these posts for Doo-
Nanny info? I don't.
That kinda sound like a line from Guys and Dolls, only New York is
Detroit.

Will Dockery

2011-02-11 16:13:54 UTC

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Seriously, do you think anybody is clicking any of these posts for Doo-
Nanny info? I don't.

There's a pretty good chance a casual reader Googling "Doo Nanny" will
find themselves here. Might as well add some on-topic content from
time-to-time.

You don't think so? I do.

--
Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-11 16:44:58 UTC

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Seriously, do you think anybody is clicking any of these posts for Doo-
Nanny info? I don't.

There's a pretty good chance a casual reader Googling "Doo Nanny" will
find themselves here. Might as well add some on-topic content from
time-to-time.

There is actually not a pretty good chance. Statistically, there is
very, very little chance that anyone doing such a search, particularly
a casual reader, would ever finding themselves here.

Post by Will Dockery
You don't think so? I do.

I'm not saying it's impossible. I'm saying the chances very remote,
and that if any casual readers end up here looking for Doo-Nanny, then
they're very lost. Nothing they find here will set them straight,
irresepective of whatever 'on-topic content' you purport to offer.

Barbara's Cat

2011-02-12 05:33:00 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
There's a pretty good chance a casual reader Googling "Doo Nanny"

Only if they're looking for grandma porn.

--
Cm~

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 00:17:04 UTC

Post by Hieronymous Corey
The point is there is no evidence

<snip>

Still no reason for you to go out of your way to come here and snip
all the content for whatever reasons you have... if that's all you
have to offer here, why bother, except to annoy me, then?

Oh, wait...

<unsnip>

Post by Will Dockery
15th Annual Doo-Nanny
Friday, March 25 at 5:00pm - March 27 at 5:00pm
http://www.doo-nanny.com/
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Location The Museum of Wonder
41 Poorhouse Road
Seale, Alabama

--
Music, poetry & video of Will Dockery:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery

Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-12 01:22:54 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
Still no reason for you to go out of your way to come here and snip
all the content for whatever reasons you have... if that's all you
have to offer here, why bother, except to annoy me, then?

It's not going out of my way; and I don't snip content. I respond to
you, personally. The information I offered runs contrary to your
beliefs, and that's what you find bothersome and annoying. Of course
it's much easier to say I'm the one who is trying to annoy you rather
than to address the truth about what really annoys you. I don't
really care how many times you post and repost Doo-Nanny info, Will.
Why should I? I just know that it's a waste of your time and
resources. It's not that I'm telling you anything you haven't heard.
It's that on some level you know I'm right, and that bothers and
annoys you. Okay, fine. So deal with it.

Will Dockery

2011-02-12 12:42:01 UTC

It's not going out of my way; and I don't snip content. I respond to
you, personally. The information I offered runs contrary to your
beliefs

No, it isn't that the information you post really "runs contrary to my
beliefs" but that I tend to be bored by all the weed discussions, here
and in real life, just as I assume all the Doo-Nanny references seem
to bore you... plus, I'm not comfortable discussing illegal activities
on public Usenet.

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Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-12 13:17:23 UTC

It's not going out of my way; and I don't snip content. I respond to
you, personally. The information I offered runs contrary to your
beliefs

Stop assuming and start working with me here, moron. I'm trying to
help you here. I'm not discussing any illegal activities at all. Your
stated belief is that posting Doo-Nanny information here is likely to
reach someone who is looking for that information. I'm telling you
that won't happen, or at least it's so unlikely as to not even be
worth considering, much less arguing about. There is a far greater
likelihood that an enthusiastic discussion of the event, its attendees
and supporters will influence those that might not otherwise have been
disposed to seeking out or attending such an event.

So, you start what's known in the biz as a 'buzz'. If the buzz you
put out about Doo-Nanny is about the buzz you can get at Doo-Nanny
without discussing illegal activities, then that can build to be a
really big buzz. I get buzzed by running. I have to run now, but
I'll catch a buzz later. Bye.

ggamble

2011-02-12 15:45:58 UTC

You weren't bored with weed discussions when you used to go on and on about
how George Dickel and weed made you a better poet.

You weren't uncomfortable discussing illegal activities when you used to go
on and on about the prostitutes you frequented.

If you're not comfortable discussing illegal activities on public Usenet,
obviously that means you discuss them in private email, like when you
discuss illegal hate speech with your bff mensageorge, am I right?

ggamble

2011-02-12 06:25:10 UTC

Post by Will Dockery
why bother, except to annoy me, then?

Will Dockery

2011-02-11 17:31:05 UTC

Hieronymous Corey wrote:

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Post by Hieronymous Corey
if any casual readers end up here looking for Doo-Nanny, then
they're very lost.

Not at all, since the link(s) below will take them right where they
need to be:

15th Annual Doo-Nanny

Post by Hieronymous Corey
Friday, March 25 at 5:00pm - March 27 at 5:00pm

http://doo-nanny.com/

Post by Hieronymous Corey
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Location The Museum of Wonder
41 Poorhouse Road
Seale, Alabama

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Hieronymous Corey

2011-02-11 21:49:50 UTC