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Craig Poole
2019-08-04 08:40:31 UTC
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Our Body is the Temple of the Lord most high,
the bible is the rule book that holds no lies.
When you learn what's safe to eat
you're a sinner if you chose to cheat.

So do your best and faithfully tell
that you will never fall to hell..
If temptation begs to steal,
hold on to something much more real,
learn a little about charity,
deserve the freedom of festivity.

Eat and drink enough to maintain good health,
Invest what's left to obtain great wealth.
Don't get mad and stab and kill,
work a good job and pay those bills.

No penetrating your skin with ink
lest to the devils side you sink.
and of course keep your lover to just one mate,
to avoid a terrible, horrible fate.

Secure that honour to the opposite gender
give of yourself openly and tender,
For a busted bum is hardly fun,
when limping on coals is the ultimate goal.

Follow the path of Jesus
turn water into wine
and may your one and only marriage
be from the purest love divine.
General Zod
2019-08-04 10:06:25 UTC
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Post by Craig Poole
http://youtu.be/5ApVgqxu5zg
Our Body is the Temple of the Lord most high,
the bible is the rule book that holds no lies.
When you learn what's safe to eat
you're a sinner if you chose to cheat.
So do your best and faithfully tell
that you will never fall to hell..
If temptation begs to steal,
hold on to something much more real,
learn a little about charity,
deserve the freedom of festivity.
Eat and drink enough to maintain good health,
Invest what's left to obtain great wealth.
Don't get mad and stab and kill,
work a good job and pay those bills.
No penetrating your skin with ink
lest to the devils side you sink.
and of course keep your lover to just one mate,
to avoid a terrible, horrible fate.
Secure that honour to the opposite gender
give of yourself openly and tender,
For a busted bum is hardly fun,
when limping on coals is the ultimate goal.
Follow the path of Jesus
turn water into wine
and may your one and only marriage
be from the purest love divine.
Excellent poetry, some of the finest I have seen here in quite a while....
Johnny Galt
2019-08-05 02:47:30 UTC
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Having another read....
Craig Poole
2019-08-05 09:39:11 UTC
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Thanks Johnny.
Post by General Zod
Excellent poetry, some of the finest I have seen here in quite a while....
Hieronymous Corey
2019-08-05 09:44:46 UTC
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Jesus told a fart joke once.
Johnny Galt
2019-08-05 22:28:14 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
Jesus told a fart joke once.
That sounds sacrilegious.........
Hieronymous Corey
2019-08-05 22:32:14 UTC
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Those who have ears to hear don't think so.
Johnny Galt
2019-08-05 22:34:14 UTC
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Those who have ears to hear don't think so.
Those with eyes probably would not like their Pastor to be as creepy as you....
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https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/Fxx_Q47rZU8/5l3NE7RhhGsJ
Exactly. You're lucky to be alive.
Hieronymous707
10:09 AM (7 minutes ago)
Nothing baffling at all.
I've said it before, and
I'll say it again. if I wanted
you dead, you'd be dead.
Oh damn....

That had a definitely creepy threatening vibe to it.........
Hieronymous Corey
2019-08-05 22:38:52 UTC
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Be sure to tell your friends to avoid me at all costs.
Johnny Galt
2019-08-06 02:40:55 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
Be sure to tell your friends to avoid me at all costs.
Sorry I missed meeting you....

I stayed in my tent for most of the day....
NancyGene
2019-08-06 12:44:25 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
Be sure to tell your friends to avoid me at all costs.
Sorry I missed meeting you....
I stayed in my tent for most of the day....
Where did Pastor Corey stay when he visited Columbus? In a tent? In the shed with Will and Brother Dave? In his car?
Will Dockery
2019-08-06 19:09:25 UTC
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Corey stayed in a hotel.
Rex Hunter Jr.
2019-08-13 23:40:23 UTC
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Thanks Johnny.
Post by General Zod
Excellent poetry, some of the finest I have seen here in quite a while....
Come on back the trolls are less than they seem.....
Will Dockery
2019-08-05 10:14:30 UTC
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http://youtu.be/5ApVgqxu5zg
Our Body is the Temple of the Lord most high,
the bible is the rule book that holds no lies.
When you learn what's safe to eat
you're a sinner if you chose to cheat.
So do your best and faithfully tell
that you will never fall to hell..
If temptation begs to steal,
hold on to something much more real,
learn a little about charity,
deserve the freedom of festivity.
Eat and drink enough to maintain good health,
Invest what's left to obtain great wealth.
Don't get mad and stab and kill,
work a good job and pay those bills.
No penetrating your skin with ink
lest to the devils side you sink.
and of course keep your lover to just one mate,
to avoid a terrible, horrible fate.
Secure that honour to the opposite gender
give of yourself openly and tender,
For a busted bum is hardly fun,
when limping on coals is the ultimate goal.
Follow the path of Jesus
turn water into wine
and may your one and only marriage
be from the purest love divine.
Hello, Craig, good to see you back with us.

:)
Craig Poole
2019-08-06 05:36:20 UTC
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Hello, Craig, good to see you back with us.
:)
Hi Will.
Great to see you are still going strong and in the company of interesting poets.
Will Dockery
2019-08-06 06:24:05 UTC
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Hello, Craig, good to see you back with us.
Hi Will.
Great to see you are still going strong and in the company of interesting poets.
Yes, we have a real wild bunch here these days... I also saw you'd watched and commented on my videos, thanks for viewing..

https://www.youtube.com/user/WDockery/videos
Johnny Galt
2019-08-06 08:18:48 UTC
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Hello, Craig, good to see you back with us.
:)
Hi Will.
Great to see you are still going strong and in the company of interesting poets.
Nice to meet you....

I hope thou shalt stick around a whie...
Michael Pendragon
2019-08-06 11:55:58 UTC
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Hello, Craig, good to see you back with us.
:)
Hi Will.
Great to see you are still going strong and in the company of interesting poets.
Nice to meet you....
I hope thou shalt stick around a whie...
Shut up, Todd.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-08-06 12:18:26 UTC
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Are you a write supremacist, Michael?
Johnny Galt
2019-08-06 23:19:56 UTC
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Are you a write supremacist, Michael?
Too funny.............
Admiral Fripp
2019-08-10 03:38:27 UTC
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Are you a write supremacist, Michael?
Ha ha ha....
Michael Pendragon
2019-08-10 04:39:20 UTC
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Are you a write supremacist, Michael?
Where did this come from, Hieronymous?

The answer, btw, is no. I don't believe in race. People come in different shapes, sizes, and colors (hair and eyes as well as complexion).

The concept of race is a political ploy (these days) exploited by the by the media and the various political parties to foster a false "us" vs "them" mentality among the masses.

As long as people of any two so-called races can mate and produce offspring, they're the same species.

I am, however, a profound hobophobe. This morning a deranged pissbum (a regular who often stands in the middle of a busy street dropping his pants and adjusting his undershorts) was standing out in front of the Port Authority bus terminal at the height of the morning rush, shaking out a small blanket. I can only imagine what sort of filth, germs and insects were coming out of that blanket, but I stepped into the street to get as far away from him as possible when passing.

A group of pissbums (both sexes) has taken to camping out in front of the building where I work as there is some scaffolding there that covers the sidewalk, forming a sort of a shelter. Every morning I have to try to walk past them as quickly as possible to avoid breathing in the marijuana fumes (I'm allergic) while trying not to step in any of the lines of piss stains that criss-cross the sidewalk directly in my path.

And, FYI, these pissbums also come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
Johnny Galt
2019-08-11 03:54:32 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
Are you a write supremacist, Michael?
Where did this come from, Hieronymous?
The answer, btw, is no. I don't believe in race. People come in different shapes, sizes, and colors (hair and eyes as well as complexion).
The concept of race is a political ploy (these days) exploited by the by the media and the various political parties to foster a false "us" vs "them" mentality among the masses.
As long as people of any two so-called races can mate and produce offspring, they're the same species.
I am, however, a profound hobophobe. This morning a deranged pissbum (a regular who often stands in the middle of a busy street dropping his pants and adjusting his undershorts) was standing out in front of the Port Authority bus terminal at the height of the morning rush, shaking out a small blanket. I can only imagine what sort of filth, germs and insects were coming out of that blanket, but I stepped into the street to get as far away from him as possible when passing.
A group of pissbums (both sexes) has taken to camping out in front of the building where I work as there is some scaffolding there that covers the sidewalk, forming a sort of a shelter. Every morning I have to try to walk past them as quickly as possible to avoid breathing in the marijuana fumes (I'm allergic) while trying not to step in any of the lines of piss stains that criss-cross the sidewalk directly in my path.
And, FYI, these pissbums also come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
Good to know you are not a racist.... just overly snooty......
Johnny Galt
2019-08-07 08:51:40 UTC
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Post by Will Dockery
Hello, Craig, good to see you back with us.
:)
Hi Will.
Great to see you are still going strong and in the company of interesting poets.
Hope you will not let the silly little trolls drive you away Craig....
Craig Poole
2019-08-07 09:25:31 UTC
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Hello, Craig, good to see you back with us.
:)
Hi Will.
Great to see you are still going strong and in the company of interesting poets.
Hope you will not let the silly little trolls drive you away Craig....
Maybe a bit hard core for this softy in large doses.
I'll try and keep an eye open for the brilliance to benefit us.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-08-07 09:42:32 UTC
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Hey, Craig.
Have you heard the Word?
Jesus told a fart joke once.
Will Dockery
2019-08-07 17:18:28 UTC
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Hey, Craig.
Have you heard the Word?
Jesus told a fart joke once.
https://alt.arts.poetry.comments.narkive.com/RklZnH93/repost-doppler-effect
Admiral Fripp
2019-08-09 04:33:02 UTC
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Hey, Craig.
Have you heard the Word?
Jesus told a fart joke once.
https://alt.arts.poetry.comments.narkive.com/RklZnH93/repost-doppler-effect
There.....
Johnny Galt
2019-08-07 23:32:30 UTC
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Hello, Craig, good to see you back with us.
:)
Hi Will.
Great to see you are still going strong and in the company of interesting poets.
Hope you will not let the silly little trolls drive you away Craig....
Maybe a bit hard core for this softy in large doses.
I'll try and keep an eye open for the brilliance to benefit us.
I get your drift.....
Will Dockery
2019-08-05 22:43:18 UTC
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No, you are nice in person, all our friends agreed.


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Will Dockery
2019-08-10 04:53:00 UTC
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Pastor Corey wrote "write".
Michael Pendragon
2019-08-10 05:24:32 UTC
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Pastor Corey wrote "write".
Guess I need to get a stronger prescription for my glasses.
Will Dockery
2019-08-10 05:42:41 UTC
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Pastor Corey wrote "write".
Guess I need to get a stronger prescription for my glasses.
As you know, I've been having a similar vision difficulties.
Rex Hunter Jr.
2019-08-12 03:36:31 UTC
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Pastor Corey wrote "write".
Guess I need to get a stronger prescription for my glasses.
As noted before.... we all make mistakes here sometimes Pendragon....
Will Dockery
2019-08-12 06:01:38 UTC
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Pastor Corey wrote "write".
Guess I need to get a stronger prescription for my glasses.
As noted before.... we all make mistakes here sometimes Pendragon....
Yes, that's something many here would do well to understand.
Michael Pendragon
2019-08-12 11:50:12 UTC
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Pastor Corey wrote "write".
Guess I need to get a stronger prescription for my glasses.
As noted before.... we all make mistakes here sometimes Pendragon....
Yes, that's something many here would do well to understand.
Let's examine the situation:

You pointed out a mistake I'd made. I recognized my mistake and admitted to having made it. End of story.

OTOH when you make a mistake, you insist that you are correct, google up various quotes (none of which actually support your mistake), and continue to bicker over the point years later. You even go so far as to use your mistake as a tool for trolling (as you've recently attempted to do with "Apple Non-tage).

If you want people to "understand" when you err, you should try following my example (recounted above).

If, OTOH, you insist on making a jackass of yourself, don't blame the rest of us when we pull your tail and laugh each time you bray.


Michael Pendragon
“Incoherence is a matter of individual perspective.”
-- Wee Whiny Willie Dockery, quintessential dumb fuck & illiterate pissbum
Will Dockery
2019-08-12 15:29:22 UTC
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You pointed out a mistake I'd made. I recognized my mistake and admitted to having made it. End of story.
OTOH when you make a mistake, you insist that you are correct
No, if I make a mistake I will admit it... if it is actually a mistake.

:)
Hieronymous Corey
2019-08-12 15:30:58 UTC
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Sometimes your mistakes aren't 'actually' mistakes?
Will Dockery
2019-08-12 15:49:03 UTC
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Sometimes your mistakes aren't 'actually' mistakes?
No, I wrote if I make a mistake I will admit it... if it is actually a mistake that I've made.

Don't bullshit so much, you now what I mean.

:)
Hieronymous Corey
2019-08-12 16:15:59 UTC
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I now what you mean. LOL
Will Dockery
2019-08-12 16:18:57 UTC
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I now what you mean. LOL
Good example... that was a typo, and I admit the mistake.

;)
Hieronymous Corey
2019-08-12 16:26:37 UTC
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Funny which mistakes you'll admit to, and which you won't.
Telling me "Don't bullshit so much" was an obvious mistake.
Will Dockery
2019-08-12 16:29:17 UTC
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Again, Pastor Corey:

If I actually make a mistake, I will admit to the mistake.

:)
Hieronymous Corey
2019-08-12 16:42:31 UTC
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Funny. In my experience, most people think in terms of 'when' they make mistakes
rather than 'if' they make them. Of course, everybody is expected to admit mistakes
they've made, but few people in my experience argue about whether or not they've
'actually' made a mistake without 'actually' admitting anything as much as you do.
Will Dockery
2019-08-12 16:47:13 UTC
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Funny. In my experience, most people think in terms of 'when' they make mistakes
rather than 'if' they make them. Of course, everybody is expected to admit mistakes
they've made, but few people in my experience argue about whether or not they've
'actually' made a mistake without 'actually' admitting anything as much as you do.
If I'm accused of making a mistake when none were made, yes, I'll dispute that.

;)
Hieronymous Corey
2019-08-12 16:55:04 UTC
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It's much easier to just admit the mistakes, and move on.
You can learn from mistakes. Disputes get you nowhere.
Rex Hunter Jr.
2019-08-12 23:28:19 UTC
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It's much easier to just admit the mistakes, and move on.
You can learn from mistakes. Disputes get you nowhere.
You are mistaken.....
Andre Newman
2019-08-17 02:21:20 UTC
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Funny. In my experience, most people think in terms of 'when' they make mistakes
rather than 'if' they make them. Of course, everybody is expected to admit mistakes
they've made, but few people in my experience argue about whether or not they've
'actually' made a mistake without 'actually' admitting anything as much as you do.
Different strokes for different... people....
Rex Hunter Jr.
2019-08-15 23:16:48 UTC
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I now what you mean. LOL
Who?
Bodeen
2019-08-22 23:33:13 UTC
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Sometimes your mistakes aren't 'actually' mistakes?
That is a silly question Pastor Corey..............

Oh wait................

Michael Pendragon
2019-08-12 15:31:19 UTC
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You pointed out a mistake I'd made. I recognized my mistake and admitted to having made it. End of story.
OTOH when you make a mistake, you insist that you are correct
No, if I make a mistake I will admit it... if it is actually a mistake.
Why do you lie so much, Tubby?


Michael Pendragon
“I'd think so, but never underestimate the stupidity of a troll.”
-- Wee Whiny Willie Dockery, quintessential dumb fuck, pissbum & troll
Will Dockery
2019-08-12 15:50:03 UTC
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You pointed out a mistake I'd made. I recognized my mistake and admitted to having made it. End of story.
OTOH when you make a mistake, you insist that you are correct
No, if I make a mistake I will admit it... if it is actually a mistake.
Why do you lie
That's actually /your/ lie.

;)
Michael Pendragon
2019-08-12 15:54:11 UTC
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You pointed out a mistake I'd made. I recognized my mistake and admitted to having made it. End of story.
OTOH when you make a mistake, you insist that you are correct
No, if I make a mistake I will admit it... if it is actually a mistake.
Why do you lie
That's actually /your/ lie.
Thank you for proving my point.
Will Dockery
2019-08-12 16:03:42 UTC
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Thank you for proving my point
No, your "point" is incorrect.

:)
Michael Pendragon
2019-08-12 16:21:21 UTC
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Thank you for proving my point
No, your "point" is incorrect.
Sorry, Tubby. I've already thanked you for proving it.
Will Dockery
2019-08-12 16:23:12 UTC
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I've already thanked you for proving it
So, you've made another mistake.

:)
Michael Pendragon
2019-08-12 16:27:04 UTC
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I've already thanked you for proving it
So, you've made another mistake.
ROTFLMAO!
Rex Hunter Jr.
2019-08-13 04:08:34 UTC
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You pointed out a mistake I'd made. I recognized my mistake and admitted to having made it. End of story.
OTOH when you make a mistake, you insist that you are correct
No, if I make a mistake I will admit it... if it is actually a mistake.
:)
This is true as I have observed in the 40 years I have known you Doc...
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