2019-08-04 08:40:31 UTC
Our Body is the Temple of the Lord most high,
the bible is the rule book that holds no lies.
When you learn what's safe to eat
you're a sinner if you chose to cheat.
So do your best and faithfully tell
that you will never fall to hell..
If temptation begs to steal,
hold on to something much more real,
learn a little about charity,
deserve the freedom of festivity.
Eat and drink enough to maintain good health,
Invest what's left to obtain great wealth.
Don't get mad and stab and kill,
work a good job and pay those bills.
No penetrating your skin with ink
lest to the devils side you sink.
and of course keep your lover to just one mate,
to avoid a terrible, horrible fate.
Secure that honour to the opposite gender
give of yourself openly and tender,
For a busted bum is hardly fun,
when limping on coals is the ultimate goal.
Follow the path of Jesus
turn water into wine
and may your one and only marriage
be from the purest love divine.