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m***@gmail.com
2018-04-09 19:11:13 UTC
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Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany

I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.

I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.

I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.

So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.

And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Brooke
2018-04-09 22:19:27 UTC
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Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Always a pleasure to read this!

Bump
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-10 01:24:27 UTC
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Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Always a pleasure to read this!
Bump
Thanks Brooke.

Looks like FF will have to bump another six dozen old threads to the top now.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 04:10:41 UTC
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Any lie to win, right, scumbag?

Why are you such a lying scumbag, Michael Pendragon?

:)
Usenet Editor
2018-04-11 07:46:05 UTC
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Any lie to win, right, scumbag?
Why are you such a lying scumbag, Michael Pendragon?
:)
Poor Dockery trolling hard and failing miserably. Yet, you are only here for the poetry? Caught in yet another lie. This thread is proof you are here for the drama and asskicking you receive day and night. You're a tool, Fatso.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 08:28:24 UTC
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Any lie to win, right, scumbag?
Why are you such a lying scumbag, Michael Pendragon?
:)
Caught in yet another lie
Yes, and oddly, Pendragon seems proud of his status as a lying scumbag.
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 03:51:51 UTC
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Always good to see a lying troll show his true nature, in Michael Pendragon's case, a scumbag who will try any dirty trick to win.

Noted and archived.
Chafetz Chayim benAvraham
2018-04-10 04:26:56 UTC
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Always good to see a lying troll show his true nature, in Michael Pendragon's case, a scumbag who will try any dirty trick to win.
Noted and archived.
Will...PaedoBarney and CapGun are not artists, but disgraced frauds. There are poets who do NOT come here because of their ill-disguised white supremacism. PaedoBarney rips off many creators at Youtube, refusing to pay compensation to artists. His scams (using the poetry of others as his own) are transparent. CapGun is a failure.
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Will Dockery
2018-04-11 00:59:46 UTC
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Oh, you melted down weeks ago, Senetto... and go tell George Dance about
your eyes, as you eyeball and slobber over his haircut.

Heh...
drive-by
2018-04-11 01:02:55 UTC
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Oh, you melted down weeks ago, Senetto... and go tell George Dance about
your eyes, as you eyeball and slobber over his haircut.
Heh...
Dance hair....horrible..your hair, kindling.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 01:10:41 UTC
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This we can do, Michael... by the way, why do you lie so much?

:)
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 01:40:26 UTC
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This we can do, Michael... by the way, why do you lie so much?
Prove it, Fatboy.
Chafetz Chayim benAvraham
2018-04-11 01:45:44 UTC
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This we can do, Michael... by the way, why do you lie so much?
Prove it, Fatboy.
Well, fake catholick apostate...everything you've claimed to have written for over a decade, your Youtube ripoffs, are a lie.

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Will Dockery
2018-04-10 04:29:18 UTC
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True, they are pathetic examples of poets, with more talent for lying and
boasting than actual poetic vision.
Brooke
2018-04-10 23:42:37 UTC
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True, they are pathetic examples of poets, with more talent for lying and
boasting than actual poetic vision.
Will, an actual question for you:

Were you sincere when you fell all over yourself praising Michael's and Jim's work before your falling out? You were quite complimentary of their obvious talent. Was that a farce? Explain yourself.
Chafetz Chayim benAvraham
2018-04-10 23:54:50 UTC
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True, they are pathetic examples of poets, with more talent for lying and
boasting than actual poetic vision.
Were you sincere when you fell all over yourself praising Michael's and Jim's work before your falling out? You were quite complimentary of their obvious talent. Was that a farce? Explain yourself.
Explain yourself, Brooke...you are not an artist, but a participant in relentless libel. CapGun and PaedoBarney are NOT artists, have no talent beyond reworking their one-note hymns to themselves.

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drive-by
2018-04-10 23:59:53 UTC
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True, they are pathetic examples of poets, with more talent for lying and
boasting than actual poetic vision.
Were you sincere when you fell all over yourself praising Michael's and Jim's work before your falling out? You were quite complimentary of their obvious talent. Was that a farce? Explain yourself.
He cannot and will not answer that...it was pre-Fake Jew...now he must follow the footsteps....or lose one head...
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 00:05:56 UTC
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He cannot and will not answer that
I can answer it, Jim... can you?

You used to praise my poetry as often as I did yours, and the evidence is archived.

:)
drive-by
2018-04-11 00:20:47 UTC
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He cannot and will not answer that
I can answer it, Jim... can you?
You used to praise my poetry as often as I did yours, and the evidence is archived.
:)
Being polite is one thing...your work actually sucks, year after year...but now, you've just lost any sense of artist....you're burned out.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 00:26:58 UTC
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Okay, so the feeling is mutual, Jim.

I can understand your jealousy and frustration when you see more of my superior quality poetry.

😀
drive-by
2018-04-11 00:30:37 UTC
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Okay, so the feeling is mutual, Jim.
I can understand your jealousy and frustration when you see more of my superior quality poetry.
😀
Your writing is two ply, at best. Your music, sucks...you cannot sing...and you pay no taxes, living off those that do....see ya in the new and improved Drive By Sunday Sampler...where you will be X'd.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 00:48:56 UTC
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Okay, so the feeling is mutual, Jim.
I can understand your jealousy and frustration when you see more of my
superior quality poetry.
😀
Your writing is
Your poetry is watered down imitation Bukowski, Jim... I knew that but kind
of like a lot of it, although it is derivative and oh, so sketchy.

:)
drive-by
2018-04-11 00:54:44 UTC
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Okay, so the feeling is mutual, Jim.
I can understand your jealousy and frustration when you see more of my
superior quality poetry.
😀
Your writing is
Your poetry is watered down imitation Bukowski, Jim... I knew that but kind
of like a lot of it, although it is derivative and oh, so sketchy.
:)
..face it, you don't have it...oh, you try real hard but always fall short and even when dismissed..you'll post the fucking this for decades...


my eyes remain hazel...and I'm watching you begin to melt.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 00:51:34 UTC
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No, Pendragon, you are lying, as usual, but not as big a lie as you usually
spew.

I can repost favorable reviews of my poetry by you, which could be
interesting.

:)
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 00:58:07 UTC
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No, Pendragon, you are lying, as usual, but not as big a lie as you usually
spew.
I can repost favorable reviews of my poetry by you, which could be
interesting.
By all means, FF. And make sure to post the poem with them for reference.
Chafetz Chayim benAvraham
2018-04-11 00:06:19 UTC
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True, they are pathetic examples of poets, with more talent for lying and
boasting than actual poetic vision.
Were you sincere when you fell all over yourself praising Michael's and Jim's work before your falling out? You were quite complimentary of their obvious talent. Was that a farce? Explain yourself.
He cannot and will not answer that...it was pre-Fake Jew...now he must follow the footsteps....or lose one head...
Bullshit, CapGun...your whining bluffs are irrelevant, because you remain a fake catholick fraud.

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drive-by
2018-04-11 00:21:55 UTC
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True, they are pathetic examples of poets, with more talent for lying and
boasting than actual poetic vision.
Were you sincere when you fell all over yourself praising Michael's and Jim's work before your falling out? You were quite complimentary of their obvious talent. Was that a farce? Explain yourself.
He cannot and will not answer that...it was pre-Fake Jew...now he must follow the footsteps....or lose one head...
Bullshit, CapGun...your whining bluffs are irrelevant, because you remain a fake catholick fraud.
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Damn that hurt....now get them teeth in and have a nice bagel....
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 00:49:51 UTC
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True, they are pathetic examples of poets, with more talent for lying and
boasting than actual poetic vision.
Were you sincere when you fell all over yourself praising Michael's and Jim's work before your falling out? You were quite complimentary of their obvious talent. Was that a farce? Explain yourself.
He cannot and will not answer that...it was pre-Fake Jew...now he must follow the footsteps....or lose one head...
Bullshit, CapGun...your whining bluffs are irrelevant, because you remain a fake catholick fraud.
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Damn that hurt....now get them teeth in and have a nice bagel....
Pick was telling the truth earlier, when he said that he doesn't have dentures.

Having dentures would require his having dental insurance, which would require his having a job. The old boy gums his meals.
drive-by
2018-04-11 01:01:31 UTC
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True, they are pathetic examples of poets, with more talent for lying and
boasting than actual poetic vision.
Were you sincere when you fell all over yourself praising Michael's and Jim's work before your falling out? You were quite complimentary of their obvious talent. Was that a farce? Explain yourself.
He cannot and will not answer that...it was pre-Fake Jew...now he must follow the footsteps....or lose one head...
Bullshit, CapGun...your whining bluffs are irrelevant, because you remain a fake catholick fraud.
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Damn that hurt....now get them teeth in and have a nice bagel....
Pick was telling the truth earlier, when he said that he doesn't have dentures.
Having dentures would require his having dental insurance, which would require his having a job. The old boy gums his meals.
White meat, twice?
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 04:03:13 UTC
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Why are you such a lying scumbag, Pendragon?

Just curious.

:)
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 05:05:15 UTC
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Hello there. George...

Lock and load... heh.

:)
Rachel
2018-04-10 01:31:19 UTC
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Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Why can't you find better more agreeable topics for your obvious talent at writing poems and rhyming?
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-10 01:33:41 UTC
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Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Why can't you find better more agreeable topics for your obvious talent at writing poems and rhyming?
No one ever reads "serious" poems. My "Douchebag" poems, otoh, are always extremely popular.
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 01:36:50 UTC
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No one ever reads "serious" poems
Yes, and you show much more talent at lying and misrepresentation than yu do poetry, after all.

:)
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2018-04-10 01:59:37 UTC
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No one ever reads "serious" poems
Yes, and you show much more talent at lying and misrepresentation than
yu do poetry, after all.
Given that your only talents are mooching and failure, it's no wonder
you're whining.
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Will Dockery
2018-04-10 02:04:33 UTC
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Hey there, Cujo, still obsessed, I see.

:)
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2018-04-10 02:21:09 UTC
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still obsessed
We know, stalker.
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are the failures." - Edmo, keeping a record of his failures.
ME
2018-04-10 01:40:05 UTC
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Hi Pen and Brooke. Good to see you're here.
Btw Pen, which Rachel was that ?
Hey, at least all my personalities speak and type the same way. I think?
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-10 01:42:28 UTC
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Hi Pen and Brooke. Good to see you're here.
Btw Pen, which Rachel was that ?
Hey, at least all my personalities speak and type the same way. I think?
There are too many damn Rachels to keep track of.
ME
2018-04-10 01:48:38 UTC
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Kinda like clown heads but with more helium instead hot air!
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 03:34:04 UTC
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Because, as he admitted to PJR, Pendragon will try any dirty trick if he thinks it will help him "win".

😀
drive-by
2018-04-10 03:35:11 UTC
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Because, as he admitted to PJR, Pendragon will try any dirty trick if he thinks it will help him "win".
😀
Don't forget your taxes.......speaking of tricks..
Brooke
2018-04-10 23:39:39 UTC
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Because, as he admitted to PJR, Pendragon will try any dirty trick if he thinks it will help him "win".
😀
Don't forget your taxes.......speaking of tricks..
That would require an income. Wonder is Stinky Dave tries to claim Will as a dependant?
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 02:34:49 UTC
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Oh, admit it, Cujo, you were lost without me for those three lonely years.

😀
drive-by
2018-04-10 02:38:35 UTC
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Oh, admit it, Cujo, you were lost without me for those three lonely years.
😀
You are about a dumb mother fucker.........
ME
2018-04-10 02:41:53 UTC
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Cujo, he never ignored you or anyone else. He's incapable of doing that. He'll take any attention he can get.
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 02:45:40 UTC
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Three years of ignore mode for Cujo.

That is a fact.

😀
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-10 02:47:17 UTC
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This thread seems to have gotten off-track.

Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany

I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.

I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.

I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.

So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.

And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 04:31:10 UTC
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Cujo, he never ignored you
Yes I did, for three damn years... heh.
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-10 20:22:26 UTC
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And now for something completely different -- this thread's actual topic:

Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany

I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.

I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.

I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.

So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.

And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 20:27:33 UTC
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Yes, let's get it back there, then:

Always good to see a lying troll show his true nature, in Michael Pendragon's case, a scumbag who will try any dirty trick to win.

Noted and archived, Pendragon, you lying scumbag.

Now have a nice day.

:)
Brooke
2018-04-10 22:55:03 UTC
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Always good to see a lying troll show his true nature, in Michael Pendragon's case, a scumbag who will try any dirty trick to win.
Noted and archived, Pendragon, you lying scumbag.
Now have a nice day.
:)
And you're an attention whore for bumping up the very post you're bitching about. As long as it is about you in some way, you really don't have a problem with it do you Will? It's got your name in it and that's all you care about and will keep bumping it up for that reason alone.
ME
2018-04-10 23:01:08 UTC
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Brooke, after the ass kicking he and dunce got last night, a normal person would avoid calling anyone else a liar. But we are dealing with a fat fuck face clown. He has no shame.
Chafetz Chayim benAvraham
2018-04-10 23:04:24 UTC
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Brooke, after the ass kicking he and dunce got last night, a normal person would avoid calling anyone else a liar. But we are dealing with a fat fuck face clown. He has no shame.
You remain a quacker shiksa, an antisemitic fraud. and babbling brooke is irrelevant.
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Torah אלילה Yehu'di Apikores / Philologia Kabbalistica Speculativa Researcher
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THE KABBALAH FRACTALS PROJECT

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davening in the musematic dark
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 01:51:15 UTC
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Even an unaltered version, brightness enhanced.

:)
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 23:10:19 UTC
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a normal person would avoid calling anyone else a liar
So let's get this straight, "Me", now you condone and defend Michael Pendragon's lying scumbag posts about my son?

You sure flip flop on that, but if you were in the position, I wonder how "normal" you would take such lies posted about your family.

That's right, think about that, "Me".

:)
ME
2018-04-10 23:30:41 UTC
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Will, you ignorant slut






!!!!!!!!!!!
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 23:33:03 UTC
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Thanks for proving your hypocrisy, "Me".

😀
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 01:54:07 UTC
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Come on now, Pendragon, you know what your sleazy lies are... anything to
"win", right?

Just ask PJR.

:)
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 03:53:08 UTC
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Come on now, Pendragon, you know what your sleazy lies are... anything to
"win", right?
Win what, Fatboy?
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Just ask PJR.
You already did. He explained to you that I didn't have to.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 01:50:30 UTC
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No, Jim... I have your photograph already...
Usenet Editor
2018-04-11 07:43:49 UTC
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No, Jim... I have your photograph already that I jerk off to all day and night.
Noted. What a deviant fuck.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 08:23:21 UTC
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Usenet Editor wrote:

https://goo.gl/images/zmjiZG
I have your photograph already that I jerk off to all day and night
Why am I not surprised, you creepy little person?

:)
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 23:07:38 UTC
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Always good to see a lying troll show his true nature, in Michael Pendragon's case, a scumbag who will try any dirty trick to win.
Noted and archived, Pendragon, you lying scumbag.
Now have a nice day.
:)
whore
You are? That explains a lot... heh.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 01:05:28 UTC
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"Dance hair..." -Jim Senetto mumbles as he slobber onto his keyboard...

Heh...
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 01:42:37 UTC
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you answer shit from two decades ago....
You use the same profile picture from two decades ago, moron:

https://web.archive.org/web/20170426003844/http://www.dreamagic.com:80/poetry/senetto.html

Hypocrite much, Jim?

Heh...
drive-by
2018-04-11 01:45:49 UTC
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you answer shit from two decades ago....
https://web.archive.org/web/20170426003844/http://www.dreamagic.com:80/poetry/senetto.html
Hypocrite much, Jim?
Heh...
Oh, you dumb fuck....you want to see me today?..many here have...just say 'please' and I'll post tonight.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 01:46:28 UTC
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Why are you such a lying scumbag, Michael Pendragon?

Just curious...
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 01:48:51 UTC
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Why are you such a lying scumbag, Michael Pendragon?
Just curious...
What have I lied about?

That you're fat? You are ... and you've got the pictures to prove it.

That you're a boy? Not literally, of course. I was using it as a term of disrespect. Do I disrespect you? Who wouldn't?
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 02:42:56 UTC
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You're not exactly a genius yourself, Jim Senetto.

😀
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 03:05:29 UTC
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This is a good thread, because it proves what a lying troll you are, Pendragon.

:)
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 03:41:29 UTC
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Thanks for your concern, now take your medicine and get some rest, J.O.

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Will Dockery
2018-04-11 00:03:10 UTC
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Look at the positive reviews Jim and Pen used to give my poetry, as well. Dozens of favorable critiques.

If I see something I like, I give it a nod... I've even done this with poems by PJR when I felt they were well done.

So, yes, honesty is my policy, always.

😀
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 00:47:48 UTC
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Look at the positive reviews Jim and Pen used to give my poetry, as well. Dozens of favorable critiques.
That's a lie, Will.

I have always said that:

1) you don't write poetry,
2) that your poetry is unreadable as such, but
3) that it works well in its milieu: a dive bar at 3am.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 03:57:19 UTC
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Michael Pendragon aka Lying Hypocrite.

:)
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 04:00:10 UTC
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Michael Pendragon aka Lying Hypocrite.
:)
That's nice, Swill. Now post an example.
George J. Dance
2018-04-11 04:26:46 UTC
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Michael Pendragon aka Lying Hypocrite.
That's nice, Swill. Now post an example.
Google "Pedodragon lie" - that should give you over 100.
If you want more, googl "Psychodragon lie" - that should give you at least 50 more.

And those are only the times you've been caught.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 04:44:58 UTC
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You know your lies, punk.

This thread is proof of your lying scumbag hypocrisy, Pendragon.

:)
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 11:34:00 UTC
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You know your lies, punk.
This thread is proof of your lying scumbag hypocrisy, Pendragon.
How so, Fatty?

This thread is about a poem.

Any similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
ME
2018-04-11 11:36:45 UTC
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Pen, ff is pissed because he can't force you to do what he wants anymore.
He's lost complete control of aapc.
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 11:43:53 UTC
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Pen, ff is pissed because he can't force you to do what he wants anymore.
He's lost complete control of aapc.
FF is pissed because even a dumb mother fucker like himself has got to realize that he's become both the whipping boy and laughingstock of the group.

This is his legacy to Posterity, and he knows it.
h***@gmail.com
2018-04-11 12:27:43 UTC
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I have to keep a low profile
on account of my huge nose.
If I lift my head, it'll block the
sun. I tried keeping my nose
to the grindstone, but that was
quite painful, and resulted in
severe swelling, which only
accentuates its relative size.
Clay Dockery
2018-04-11 05:22:34 UTC
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Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
You rang, big boy?
Post by m***@gmail.com
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
Dad has more Chins than a Chinese phone book,true.
Post by m***@gmail.com
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
You captured my father's essence fabulously
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 05:49:48 UTC
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Hello there, obsessed little forger...

😀
Usenet Editor
2018-04-11 07:50:47 UTC
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Post by m***@gmail.com
Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
You rang, big boy?
Post by m***@gmail.com
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
Dad has more Chins than a Chinese phone book,true.
Post by m***@gmail.com
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
You captured my father's essence fabulously
Hey, Clay! How's things? Don't mind your father Will Dockery, he's having a bit of a hissyfit today as his looming meltdown draws near.
ME
2018-04-11 08:24:46 UTC
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I saw were that the dumb ass fat clown claimed he wrote 'quality' poetry. Now that's got to be one of the biggest lies he's ever told.
He can't write poetry. Just gibberish
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 08:31:03 UTC
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can't write poetry
Michael Pendragon?

No, Pen's biggest talents are as a lying, hypocritical scumbag, as he's proven repeatedly.

:)
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 08:46:23 UTC
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having a bit of a hissyfit
Jim?

Yeah, that Wiki page with his photograph

https://goo.gl/images/QMwc39

did get him melted down a little bit.

Heh...
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 08:25:13 UTC
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On Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 1:22:35 AM UTC-4, <forger> wrote:

<forgery snipped>

Your creepy obsession is noted.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 05:30:19 UTC
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Hello there, lying fool...

:)
h***@gmail.com
2018-04-11 08:43:29 UTC
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The subject poem suggests that Michael is,
or could be, a decent satirist, and satirists
upset people with their satire. It's their job.
Remember Charlie Hebdo? Je suis Charlie.
ME
2018-04-11 11:31:08 UTC
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Corey, this is where you posted this. Ff cross posted this on the thread that disparages your wife. What a great friend he is, right?
h***@gmail.com
2018-04-11 11:34:32 UTC
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Yes, I know. I saw. No worries.
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 13:37:23 UTC
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How so, Pen?

Your lying attempts to maliciously smear me and my family is noted, and proven by your own words, Michael Pendragon.

No reason for me to repeat your lies.

😀
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 16:11:40 UTC
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How so, Pen?
Your lying attempts to maliciously smear me and my family is noted, and proven by your own words, Michael Pendragon.
No reason for me to repeat your lies.
To paraphrase Karla: Don't mistake the characters in a poem for real people.

In the poem (reprinted for reference below), the speaker has an epiphany that his son is gay. This does not mean that his son is gay -- only that the speaker believes him to be. Nor does it mean that any real life person or persons with similar names are gay. The poem is entirely fictional.

I realize that this must be a terribly difficult concept for you to grasp (since you seem incapable of comprehending how changing the appearance of a photograph necessarily alters it), but perhaps you could think it over with a pot or two of coffee.

Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany

I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.

I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.

I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.

So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.

And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 17:49:47 UTC
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How so, Pen?
Your lying attempts to maliciously smear me and my family is noted, and proven by your own words, Michael Pendragon.
No reason for me to repeat your lies.
To paraphrase Karla: Don't mistake the characters in a poem for real people.
In the poem (reprinted for reference below), the speaker has an epiphany that his son is gay. This does not mean that his son is gay -- only that the speaker believes him to be. Nor does it mean that any real life person or persons with similar names are gay. The poem is entirely fictional.
I realize that this must be a terribly difficult concept for you to grasp (since you seem incapable of comprehending how changing the appearance of a photograph necessarily alters it), but perhaps you could think it over with a pot or two of coffee.
Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Dunce doesn't think that any poetry can still be found here, so I'm bumping this one.

Happy reading, Dunce!
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 18:16:57 UTC
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Your use of real names in your lying fantasies cancelled out the Karla Rule, Pendragon, making the satire poem a definite, libelous personal attack on me and my family.

But Michael Pendragon is a known and proven liar and hypocrite, and we know that's just what you do.

And as you admitted to PJR, you'll try any dirty trick if you think it might help you "win" .

So slobber on, liar.

😀
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-11 18:26:24 UTC
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Your use of real names in your lying fantasies cancelled out the Karla Rule, Pendragon, making the satire poem a definite, libelous personal attack on me and my family.
Look again, Fatstuff.

I only identify your "son" as "Clay." "Clay" isn't as common a name as "George" or "Will," but it isn't exactly out of usage (think "Clay Aiken").

The only other character named in my poem is "Willie 'Douchebag' Dockery." I have never seen you use "Willie" as your given name, and I'm sure you don't consider "Douchebag" to be your nickname, so apart from "Dockery," there's nothing to directly identify the speaker as yourself.

The only readers who would identify this poem with you and your son, are those who regularly access this group. That is, the same people who would immediately recognize "Paedodragon" as a slanderous name Dunce and Pick have been using for me. And since you'd applauded Pick for posting a "Paedodragon" poem to the same sampler "Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany" appeared in, it begs the question: Who is the real hypocrite here?
Chafetz Chayim benAvraham
2018-04-11 20:41:42 UTC
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On Wednesday, April 11, 2018 at 11:26:26 AM UTC-7, PaedoBarney is still a non-talented eunuch...

And since you'd applauded Pick for posting a "Paedodragon" poem to the same sampler "Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany" appeared in, it begs the question: Who is the real hypocrite here?

Shalom & Boker tov, everyone...PaedoBarney lies...


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STEPHAN PICKERING / חפץ ח"ם בן אברהם
Torah אלילה Yehu'di Apikores / Philologia Kabbalistica Speculativa Researcher
לחיות זמן רב ולשגשג...לעולם לא עוד
THE KABBALAH FRACTALS PROJECT

IN PROGRESS: Shabtai Zisel benAvraham v'Rachel Riva:
davening in the musematic dark
Will Dockery
2018-04-11 21:25:31 UTC
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Your use of real names in your lying fantasies cancelled out the Karla Rule, Pendragon, making the satire poem a definite, libelous personal attack on me and my family.
I only identify your "son" as "Clay."
Then you list my full name as his father, making your sleazy lie complete, Pendragon.
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