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"Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany" (Restored Version)
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m***@gmail.com
2018-04-09 19:11:13 UTC
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Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany

I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.

I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.

I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.

So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.

And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Brooke
2018-04-09 22:19:27 UTC
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Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Always a pleasure to read this!

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Michael Pendragon
2018-04-10 01:24:27 UTC
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Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Always a pleasure to read this!
Bump
Thanks Brooke.

Looks like FF will have to bump another six dozen old threads to the top now.
Rachel
2018-04-10 01:31:19 UTC
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Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Why can't you find better more agreeable topics for your obvious talent at writing poems and rhyming?
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-10 01:33:41 UTC
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Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Why can't you find better more agreeable topics for your obvious talent at writing poems and rhyming?
No one ever reads "serious" poems. My "Douchebag" poems, otoh, are always extremely popular.
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 01:36:50 UTC
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No one ever reads "serious" poems
Yes, and you show much more talent at lying and misrepresentation than yu do poetry, after all.

:)
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2018-04-10 01:59:37 UTC
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Post by Michael Pendragon
No one ever reads "serious" poems
Yes, and you show much more talent at lying and misrepresentation than
yu do poetry, after all.
Given that your only talents are mooching and failure, it's no wonder
you're whining.
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in 7 years." - Edmo bemaons what an asshole he is.
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 02:04:33 UTC
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Hey there, Cujo, still obsessed, I see.

:)
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2018-04-10 02:21:09 UTC
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Post by Will Dockery
still obsessed
We know, stalker.
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Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"The Google archives; for 7 years and running--for all to see for as long
as the Internet shall live--evidences that I am the victor, and you
are the failures." - Edmo, keeping a record of his failures.
ME
2018-04-10 01:40:05 UTC
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Hi Pen and Brooke. Good to see you're here.
Btw Pen, which Rachel was that ?
Hey, at least all my personalities speak and type the same way. I think?
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-10 01:42:28 UTC
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Hi Pen and Brooke. Good to see you're here.
Btw Pen, which Rachel was that ?
Hey, at least all my personalities speak and type the same way. I think?
There are too many damn Rachels to keep track of.
ME
2018-04-10 01:48:38 UTC
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Kinda like clown heads but with more helium instead hot air!
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 03:34:04 UTC
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Because, as he admitted to PJR, Pendragon will try any dirty trick if he thinks it will help him "win".

πŸ˜€

Will Dockery
2018-04-10 02:34:49 UTC
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Oh, admit it, Cujo, you were lost without me for those three lonely years.

πŸ˜€
drive-by
2018-04-10 02:38:35 UTC
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Oh, admit it, Cujo, you were lost without me for those three lonely years.
πŸ˜€
You are about a dumb mother fucker.........
ME
2018-04-10 02:41:53 UTC
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Cujo, he never ignored you or anyone else. He's incapable of doing that. He'll take any attention he can get.
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 02:45:40 UTC
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Three years of ignore mode for Cujo.

That is a fact.

πŸ˜€
Michael Pendragon
2018-04-10 02:47:17 UTC
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This thread seems to have gotten off-track.

Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany

I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.

I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.

I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.

So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.

And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 02:42:56 UTC
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You're not exactly a genius yourself, Jim Senetto.

πŸ˜€
Will Dockery
2018-04-10 03:05:29 UTC
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This is a good thread, because it proves what a lying troll you are, Pendragon.

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