Post by Will Dockery Post by Michael Pendragon
If you claim that you've been clean and sober for the past 11 years
Yes, it is true. Pen... I understand you lie so much you think we all have
the same habit, but no.
Here's the full quote:
I think you're the impostor. One look at your avatar reveals that the real Will Dockery has ravaged his body with alcohol and drugs until he looks 35+ years older than his chronological age.
It's obviously from your photo that the real Will Dockery hadn't quit drinking 11 years (or even 11 minutes) ago.
I'm thinking very clearly, Turd.
The real Will Dockery (seen in countless photos and videos across the internet) is an obvious drunkard.
You claim to have been "clean and sober" for the past 11 years.
Therefore, you are not the real Will Dockery.
In all honesty, you do not appear to have been clean and sober for any period in your life.
You are drinking in the photo with the girl displaying you (symbolic) balls on a skewer; and you were obviously drunk off your ass during the Zorro videos.
Zorro was 15 years ago, I believe.
Now, granted, you look like shit in the Zorro vids, but the amount that age has ravaged your face since then is, frankly, quite shocking. And puffy face, baggy eyes, jowls and an overall look of bloatedness (and I'm not talking about you 300lb body) are the telltales of a practicing alcoholic and/or drug user. If you'd been clean and sober for 11 years, you would no doubt still look like shit -- but the signs of alcoholism would be greatly diminished.